Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Aug 22, 2008 15:07:40 GMT -5
So I got bored and deicded to make my own character history for Jack ^^
So ye want to hear the tall tales of the infamous Jack Sparrow ?
Jack: pops outta nowhere “Captain…Jack Sparrow.”
Narrator: Sorry Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack: That’s better.
Narrator: Well then ye came to the right place lads and laddies. And no more popping into the story Jack.
Jack: But its fun.
Narrator: *competly ignoring Jack* So heres Jacks early life.
In the beginnging: Ever since everyones favorite pirate Captain Jack Sparrow “the rockstar of the sea” was born he had always wanted to become the best pirate he could ever be.
Jack: So true.
Narrator: What did I just got done telling you??
Both: No popping into the story.
Narrator:* pats him on the head* Good pirate. Now to continue , Jack Sparrow…
Jack: *gives the narrator a look*
Narrator: er Captain Jack Sparrow the son of Captain Teague was born onboard a ship as they were caught in the middle of a typhoon. Appaerently Jack Sparrows…*looks at Jack* Don’t even think about it. As I was saying Apparetnly there is not much told about Jack Sparrows mother except that she resembles a shrunken head.
Jack: I just have to say that my mother was hotter then any of your mothers will ever be.”
Narrator: Jack now that is just sick and wrong. And what did I say earlier?”
Jack: Right…sorry. *leaves again*
Continuing! Well when he was a teenager and wanting to leave the life of being part of a hectic pirate family CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow Narrator: looks at Jack There you happy???
Jack: nods ^-^”
Ran away from home and stowed away aboard a ship to reach Tortuga.
Jack: Hands down THE best place ever!
Narrator:*rolls eyes*.
Jack: Now I want some rum…you wouldn’t happen to have any rum with you would you?”
Narrator: I don’t so HA what are you going to do about it??
Jack: Don’t make me shoot you again. Now give me me rum.
“Narrator: Not until you learn to say please.
Jack: Rum now!! *attacks Narrator*
Narrator 2: Um Jack and the Narrator are having a fight right now so this story will have to be continued later….and Im probably going to have to go to seeing as Jack just through a bottle of rum at the computer screen and now it broke. *to jack* YEAH THANKS A LOT NOW I HAVE TO GET IT FIXED!! Sorry it will be continued though cause im having a lot of fun with this! Now I shall ad a copyright cause I can This was inspired by our tottaly awesome thread in Main Street started by Hades and all of the other writers who made there own character history.
This story is not done but comments are greatly appriciated anyway!
So ye want to hear the tall tales of the infamous Jack Sparrow ?
Jack: pops outta nowhere “Captain…Jack Sparrow.”
Narrator: Sorry Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack: That’s better.
Narrator: Well then ye came to the right place lads and laddies. And no more popping into the story Jack.
Jack: But its fun.
Narrator: *competly ignoring Jack* So heres Jacks early life.
In the beginnging: Ever since everyones favorite pirate Captain Jack Sparrow “the rockstar of the sea” was born he had always wanted to become the best pirate he could ever be.
Jack: So true.
Narrator: What did I just got done telling you??
Both: No popping into the story.
Narrator:* pats him on the head* Good pirate. Now to continue , Jack Sparrow…
Jack: *gives the narrator a look*
Narrator: er Captain Jack Sparrow the son of Captain Teague was born onboard a ship as they were caught in the middle of a typhoon. Appaerently Jack Sparrows…*looks at Jack* Don’t even think about it. As I was saying Apparetnly there is not much told about Jack Sparrows mother except that she resembles a shrunken head.
Jack: I just have to say that my mother was hotter then any of your mothers will ever be.”
Narrator: Jack now that is just sick and wrong. And what did I say earlier?”
Jack: Right…sorry. *leaves again*
Continuing! Well when he was a teenager and wanting to leave the life of being part of a hectic pirate family CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow Narrator: looks at Jack There you happy???
Jack: nods ^-^”
Ran away from home and stowed away aboard a ship to reach Tortuga.
Jack: Hands down THE best place ever!
Narrator:*rolls eyes*.
Jack: Now I want some rum…you wouldn’t happen to have any rum with you would you?”
Narrator: I don’t so HA what are you going to do about it??
Jack: Don’t make me shoot you again. Now give me me rum.
“Narrator: Not until you learn to say please.
Jack: Rum now!! *attacks Narrator*
Narrator 2: Um Jack and the Narrator are having a fight right now so this story will have to be continued later….and Im probably going to have to go to seeing as Jack just through a bottle of rum at the computer screen and now it broke. *to jack* YEAH THANKS A LOT NOW I HAVE TO GET IT FIXED!! Sorry it will be continued though cause im having a lot of fun with this! Now I shall ad a copyright cause I can This was inspired by our tottaly awesome thread in Main Street started by Hades and all of the other writers who made there own character history.
This story is not done but comments are greatly appriciated anyway!