Post by teague on Sept 13, 2008 14:46:38 GMT -5
Narrator: Welcome to "This is your life." The most popular character history program on WoD! Tonight's special guest star is Captain Teague Sparrow! And the title of tonight's show is...
*Reads title and starts to sweat.*: Gulp.....
Captain Teague Sparrow *pops out from nowhere*: Well??? Has t' cat got your tongue?
Narrator *Stuttering and straightens tie*: Dead Men Tell No Tales...
Captain Teague Sparrow: That's much better. But I think you will sound more convincin' if you stop whimperin' while you read it.
Narrator *Shouting in military style*: SIR YES SIR!!!
Captain Teague *Chuckling with laughter while he starts filling a pipe of tobacco*: Much better. Now you don't sound like a coward anymore. Perhaps you can turn into a man after all...
Narrator *Dryly sarcastic*: I doubt it, sir!
Captain Teague Sparrow: Really? And why would you say that?
Narrator *Eyeroll*: Because I am a woman, sir!
Captain Teague Sparrow *Study the narrator with a glimpse of surprise on his face*: Shiver me timbers! I would never have guessed it if you hadn't told me! Say, how about you and I goin' out t' take a drink after t' interview? A bottle o' rum, perhaps?
Narrator *Gives Teague a gloomy look.*: Don't even THINK about it!
Captain Teague Sparrow *Looks at the narrator and shudders.*: I don't. I promise I don't!
Narrator *Dryly sarcastic*: Good. Can we now go on with the interview?
Captain Teague Sparrow: Carry on!
Narrator: Captain Teague Sparrow. You were born in British Colonial India, is that correct?
Captain Teague Sparrow: Aye, that would be right!
Narrator: And, as a special surprise to our audience, we have contacted Captain Teague Sparrow's RP'er Linda and got hold of Captain Teague Sparrow's BABY PICTURES!!!!
Captain Teague Sparrow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Grabs sword and starts chasing narrator around in the studio.*
Narrator: We'll be riiiight back after the break!!!
*Runs out of the studio, tightly followed by a furious Captain Teague.*
*Reads title and starts to sweat.*: Gulp.....
Captain Teague Sparrow *pops out from nowhere*: Well??? Has t' cat got your tongue?
Narrator *Stuttering and straightens tie*: Dead Men Tell No Tales...
Captain Teague Sparrow: That's much better. But I think you will sound more convincin' if you stop whimperin' while you read it.
Narrator *Shouting in military style*: SIR YES SIR!!!
Captain Teague *Chuckling with laughter while he starts filling a pipe of tobacco*: Much better. Now you don't sound like a coward anymore. Perhaps you can turn into a man after all...
Narrator *Dryly sarcastic*: I doubt it, sir!
Captain Teague Sparrow: Really? And why would you say that?
Narrator *Eyeroll*: Because I am a woman, sir!
Captain Teague Sparrow *Study the narrator with a glimpse of surprise on his face*: Shiver me timbers! I would never have guessed it if you hadn't told me! Say, how about you and I goin' out t' take a drink after t' interview? A bottle o' rum, perhaps?
Narrator *Gives Teague a gloomy look.*: Don't even THINK about it!
Captain Teague Sparrow *Looks at the narrator and shudders.*: I don't. I promise I don't!
Narrator *Dryly sarcastic*: Good. Can we now go on with the interview?
Captain Teague Sparrow: Carry on!
Narrator: Captain Teague Sparrow. You were born in British Colonial India, is that correct?
Captain Teague Sparrow: Aye, that would be right!
Narrator: And, as a special surprise to our audience, we have contacted Captain Teague Sparrow's RP'er Linda and got hold of Captain Teague Sparrow's BABY PICTURES!!!!
Captain Teague Sparrow: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Grabs sword and starts chasing narrator around in the studio.*
Narrator: We'll be riiiight back after the break!!!
*Runs out of the studio, tightly followed by a furious Captain Teague.*