Post by Jim Hawkins on Dec 13, 2008 21:40:36 GMT -5
Ooh! I've got one!
One day, Ursula was swimming along the seabed when she found a weird little teapot on the seafloor. She picks it up, and realizing that something is written on the side of it, she rubs it to try and wipe the sand off.
Of course, Genie pops out of the teapot, which is obviously his lamp. He says, "Allright, so you get three wishes. But beware, whatever you wish for, Triton will also get twice as much as what you wish for."
So Ursula says, "Genie, give me a fast chariot drawn by cute little dolphins."
Genie says, "Okay" and poofs her up the chariot, but then says, "Triton now has two chariots."
Ursula then says, "Genie, I wish for a magic trident."
Genie pulls a magic trident from thin air and hands it to Ursula, but says, "Now Triton has two magic tridents."
Ursula thinks for a moment, then says, "Genie, do you see that piece of driftwood over there? I wish you would beat me half to death with it."