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Post by vitani on Dec 13, 2008 18:09:51 GMT -5
Meg, Kiara, and MuMu all die and go ta heaven
They arrive at the pearly gates and the angel greets them, explaining the rules during their 'stay'.
Finishing up and ushering them inside he says,"Oh, I almost forgot. One thing you must never ever do....EVER is step on a duck..."
"Wh...why not?" Kiara asked, tilting her head.
He simply shrugged and said,"I dunno. Big man likes ducks....just remember that, alright?"
They nodded in understanding and frolicked among the clouds together. Before too long, Meg got seperated from the group.
Kiara and MuMu came upon her one day, sitting on a park bench, chained at the ankle to Hades.
"Meg! What'd you do??" they asked her.
" -sigh- I stepped on a duck"
They frowned in sympathy and made their way past her.
Pretty soon, MuMu got seperated from their group.
One day while walkign along in heaven, Kiara walks up and sees MuMu chained to Shan Yu, sitting on a park bench next to Meg and Hades.
"MuMu, what'd you do?" she asked, worry furrowing her furry brow.
"-sigh- I stepped on a duck."
Wellll
One day the two 'couples' are walkign along and they see that Kiara is chained to Kovu.
They freak out and say,"WHOA! Kiara what'd you do???"
Cause he was hawt....
But before she can say anythign, Kovu pipes up with,"I dunno what she did, but I steped on a duck!"
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by kiara on Dec 13, 2008 18:23:46 GMT -5
-falls over laughing- Omigawd! Hilarious,Mumu!! Very,very nice. I could totally see Kovu doing that
And does that mean Kiara is ebil? O___o;
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Post by esmeralda on Dec 13, 2008 18:39:25 GMT -5
Yes, it does, furball! XDDD I know what you called me in my wedding with Kovu
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Post by mo on Dec 13, 2008 18:41:14 GMT -5
xDDD LOL!
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Dec 13, 2008 18:46:23 GMT -5
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Post by esmeralda on Dec 13, 2008 18:52:51 GMT -5
Lolz ;D
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Post by Jim Hawkins on Dec 13, 2008 21:40:36 GMT -5
Ooh! I've got one!
One day, Ursula was swimming along the seabed when she found a weird little teapot on the seafloor. She picks it up, and realizing that something is written on the side of it, she rubs it to try and wipe the sand off.
Of course, Genie pops out of the teapot, which is obviously his lamp. He says, "Allright, so you get three wishes. But beware, whatever you wish for, Triton will also get twice as much as what you wish for."
So Ursula says, "Genie, give me a fast chariot drawn by cute little dolphins."
Genie says, "Okay" and poofs her up the chariot, but then says, "Triton now has two chariots."
Ursula then says, "Genie, I wish for a magic trident."
Genie pulls a magic trident from thin air and hands it to Ursula, but says, "Now Triton has two magic tridents."
Ursula thinks for a moment, then says, "Genie, do you see that piece of driftwood over there? I wish you would beat me half to death with it."
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Post by onyxmidnight on Dec 14, 2008 10:25:23 GMT -5
xD
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Post by Zira on Dec 14, 2008 10:38:55 GMT -5
OMG Those are hilarious!!!
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Post by ~~Ursula~~ on Dec 14, 2008 12:54:16 GMT -5
Jim...that was GREAT!!!
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Post by teague on Dec 14, 2008 13:07:24 GMT -5
*Laughing himself half to death* XDDDD Good one Jim!!!
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Post by Jim Hawkins on Dec 14, 2008 20:38:50 GMT -5
*bows* Thank you, thak you!
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Post by Ronno on Dec 14, 2008 21:21:37 GMT -5
XDDD Vitani and Jim, those jokes are really great!
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Post by Jim Hawkins on Dec 25, 2008 17:44:12 GMT -5
Okay, this one's a blonde joke. Sorry to all you blondes out there, but you people are just so darn funny.
Princess Aurora walks into Sears and decided to purchase a TV, since her castle is getting rennovated. She picks one out and walks up to the counter, saying "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry." says the cash register. "We don't serve blondes."
Aurora walks away, frustrated. When she gets home, she dyes her hair and goes brunette.
When she tries to buy her TV again, the same guy at the cash register says, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes."
He must have recognized my face. thought Aurora. So She dyes her hair red, puts on a trenchcoat, dark sunglasses, and a hat, going totally incognito.
She tries to buy her TV again, but the same guy at the cash register says, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes."
Angrily, Aurora says, "How do know I'm a blonde when I keep trying to buy this TV?!"
The guy at the cash register says, "First of all, that's not a TV. It's a microwave."
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Post by sophie on Dec 25, 2008 18:03:41 GMT -5
xDDD I've heard that one before, it's hilarious!
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