Post by Wendy Darling on Dec 13, 2008 18:55:25 GMT -5
Nani, you are a brilliant Hook. I have nothing else to say.
“You are obviously the apple of Peter Pan’s eye, the heart of Neverland, the boy’s aspiration for living!” A WONDERFUL interpretation there.
“And what would break him more than to see his beloved Wendy running into the arms of the ever youthful Jim Hawkins? SHAME!” I loved how one simple, but sly remark just made Wendy blurt out without even realizing who was around to hear. But you know Wendy, always babbling to express her excitement, even worry.
Esmeralda looked over at Kovu, then over to Clopin again. She sighed heavily.
[1.] "Papa, please, listen to me. We do not have time for this. You see.... Kovu is a human only at night. When the sun rises, he will be a lion again. Such was the spell Merlin cast on him. Lion by day, human by night. And if I am to get any joy out of my wedding night at all...."
She looked up at him with her puppy eyes.
"Please don't make me explain about wedding nights to you in front of all these people. You have heard about the flower and the bee... yes???"
[2.] "No drooling over our wedding guests now, Papa," Esmeralda chided and pulled Nani away, hugging her.Then she walked over to Clopin and embraced him. She proudly introduced him to her beloved Kovu. He already knew Zephyr.
[3.] Esmeralda looked questioningly at Nani when she heard Clopin calling her his love.
"Errrr.... Nani, does Shang know about this?"
Sne smiled and hugged her father lovingly when he embraced her.
"It is good to see you again, Papa. I have missed you. Where have you been these last months? I was so worried you were in trouble..."
She gasped when she heard his comment on Nani's rump.
"Papa! It is not polite to comment on women's body parts! Especially not engaged women!!!"
[4.] Esmeralda turned her head and smiled when Nani denied her relationship to Clopin. She knew Nani would never leave her beloved Shang. Not willingly. When Nani started scolding Clopin, Esmeralda found it best to intervene.
"Whoa, hold it right there! This is the Worlds of Disney, and we have young readers here! Where do you think we are? A Sweeney Todd performance?"
Post by Jane Porter on Dec 17, 2008 9:35:17 GMT -5
[Woohoo! Thatch-Man and Na-Bang! XD] *Mainly CBox convos, except for one*
Jane: Indi-Nani Jones? xDD
Frollo: Admission of guilt for lollygagging? How impressive.
David: [in drag as poca] Come run the hidden pine trails of the forest! Come taste the sweaty berries of the Earth!
[From Cafe scene - BEST THREAD EVER!]
Nani: *pulls a chris crocker* LEAVE SHANG-PIE ALONE! DX
Jane, Amelia, and Nani: HELIUMFIRE!
Jane: *pelts Amelia with balloon* It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! It is the balloon, the balloon that set this flame! It's not my fault, within God's plan! He made the helium so much stronger than a MAAAAN!
Frollo: Hellfire! *does beatboxing* DARKFIRE! *goes into old-man breakdance - his robes flying about* Word!
Milo: Stand back! *points to crystal* I've got mad bling, yo! *goes off the to be gangsta with Frollo* Yo, F-Man! Why you trippin'? You gotta read yourself some Sheperd's Journal, yo!
Jasmine wrote this one ::
Tough Guy #1: Hit me with a margarita. Tough Guy #2: I'll have a Bud. Milo: One chocolate milk. No straw.
Meine Damen und Herren, Madames et Messieurs, Ladies and Gentlemen! FROM KOVU'S AND ESMERALDA'S WEDDING THREAD "TYING THE KNOT", the Kit Kat Club is proud to present the toast of Mayfair, FRAULEIN URSULAAAAA!!!
Ursula smiled as Esme began to take off. She cleared her throat and went over to the altar, "Ladies and gentlemen.....the bride and groom have asked me to sing for them....isn't that sweet?" She said.
"I shant dissapoint." She smiled wickedly.
Ursula always enjoyed being the center of attention...and was she ever going to be a distraction. She took her trident and swung it around in the air. Ice and water formed around the tree of life and where the Altar was. Within moments it was the size of a broadway stage complete with water and ice curtains, Ursula then ran up on stage tapping her heels to start the music and to signify for the bride and groom to skedaddle. Once the music started it was bawdy and sexy and completely in Ursulas likes. The Sea Witch's outfit became that of a flowing red, sequined, and sexy dress with sheer red sleeves that sparkled. The trident became a fan of feathers. ((Some of you may already knoe what song is coming up!))
The music finally started and Ursula revealed her look to the crowd.
Ask any of the chickies...in my pen! They'll tell you I'm the biggest mother...Hen I love them all and all of them love me! Because the system works the system called Reciprocityyyyy----yyyy!
The music began and Ursula began to strut her stuff.
Gotta little motto Always sees me through When you're good to mama Mama's good to you!
Ursula winked at Teagues.
There's a lot of favors I'm prepared to do You do one for mama She'll do one for you!
They say that life is tit for tat And that's kinda the way I live So I deserve a lot of tat For what I've got to give
Ursula pushed her bosoms up to emphasize hilarity.
Don't you know that this hand washes this one too. When you're good to Mama MAMA'S GOOD TO YOOOU!
She sang out flailing her feather fan.
If you want my gravy heh heh, pepper my ragu! Spice it up for mama She'll get HOT for you!!
She sang swinging her hips.
When they pass that basket Folk contribute to You out in for Mama She'll put out for you
A tentacle slipped out and then slipped in.
The folks atop the ladder are the ones to world adores So boost me up my ladder kid... and I'll boost you up yours.
This time Ursula went into the audience and shoved Scar playfully. Then she quickly ran back up on stage for the last few verses.
Let's all stroke together like the Princeton Crew When you're strokin Mama Mama's strokin' you!
So what's the one conclusion I can being this number to! When you're good to Mama!
Ursula's tentacles began to slither out slowly for the big finish!
MAMA'S GOOD TOO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!! OOOOOH YEA!!!
With that final note Ursula's tentacles shot out and she spun around to her climax slightly lifting into the air and on the closer she landed with a tremendous plop, the feather fan became her trident and the trident shot off fireworks in every direction.
Hopefully this was a distraction for the ages!
Ursula than laughed heartily, "Well...you've been a great audience, but I have things to do...heh heh heh....to someone else!" With that she spun around with her trident and blasted off into the sky.
The stage dissolved to reveal that the brides and grooms had left.
All that was heard was Ursula's boisterous cackle.
Captain Teague Sparrow entered the room, with Mrs. Sparrow hanging from his belt. Mrs. Sparrow was a shrunken head, with light green wrinkled skin. Her thin strands of hair were dark and curly, and many enough for Captain Teague to tie her to his belt when they were out "walking" together. Her eyes were like Madame Medusa's (From Disney's "The Rescuers", but with a twinkle of humor in them.) She had a broad mouth with three teeth left, and when she spoke, her voice was unusually shrill.
Mrs. Sparrow looked around and noticed a tall blond and very handsome man in the room. She smiled her most flirtatious smile to him. It made her look like a shark with toothache.
"HELLOOOO HANDSOME!!! Looking for company tonight???"
Sarabi: LOL 18 Dec 08, 09:28 Clopin: Which is why you're singing to a piece of fungus.... 18 Dec 08, 09:27 Gecko-Nani: xDDD I'M...I'M SANE! XD....-Sings to her pet mold- 18 Dec 08, 09:26 Shang/Ian/James: Hey, I'm not as nuts as the two of YOU when you start going at it! xD 18 Dec 08, 09:26 Gecko-Nani: xD You two are nuts.
Clopin: xD STAY STILL! I NEED TO RUIN YOUR HAIR! 18 Dec 08, 09:21 Shang/Ian/James: Oi! -starts running from Clopin- 18 Dec 08, 09:21 Gecko-Nani: OH GOD! XDDD NO! NOOOO! -Hides in Shang's hair- xD 18 Dec 08, 09:21 Clopin: -Gets vacuum cleaner- >D 18 Dec 08, 09:21 Sarabi: lol 18 Dec 08, 09:21 Clopin: But...I want to pet the pretty lizard. D': 18 Dec 08, 09:20 Shang/Ian/James: Good gecko -pats head- 18 Dec 08, 09:20 Gecko-Nani: -Is snatched- xD -Crawls on Shang's hand- xD 18 Dec 08, 09:20 Gecko-Nani: -Is snuggled- 0_o 18 Dec 08, 09:20 Shang/Ian/James: -snatches Gecko-Nani out of Clopin's hands- MINE! 18 Dec 08, 09:19 Clopin: -Carries Gecko-Nani, snuggles- You're so cuteeee! XD
Shang/Ian/James: -taps the glass lightly- My preciousssssss ... XD Gecko-Nani: xDDDDD GAH! -Is trapped- Shang/Ian/James: -catches gecko-Nani and puts her in a terariam-
--- Shang/Ian/James: WHAT?!?! Clopin: xD Nani...is going to kiss...ESME?!
I love Nani's quotes. She has a wonderful sense of humor, and she always makes me crack up, even when I'm depressed. If I were about to quote everything she says, I would never be finished. Here is one of the quotes that made me laugh!
Nani began contemplating as it dawned on her what was happening, what was ensuing. Dear gods, he had a second head! She fell off her chair, pointing, screaming. She took a muffin from her plate and began whacking him with it. “You’re in alliance with Captain Gantu, aren’t you?!” she cried, eyes narrowing dangerously, her teeth gnashing together.
“I’ve got a muffin,” she screeched. “It’s fully loaded (with blueberries, mwahahah) and I’m not afraid to use it!”
If he reacted, she smacked him with the muffin again.
Post by Nani Pelekai on Jan 4, 2009 9:59:53 GMT -5
Jack Sparrow -
Source: Treasure Island, Here We Come!
"Oh bugger."He said looking at her in shock when his wife told them that her water had just broke. He jumped up from the bed then grabbed the nearest towel."I will answer your questions later." He said glancing back at the little fairy and Teague. Still in shock he lost his train of thought and suddenly forgot what he was supposed to do with it so he quickly ran over and handed it to Teague. He then walked towards Elizabeth and crouched down next to her and held her hand tightly. "Everything will be alright love..."He said with a bit of nervousness in his tone. "I hope..."He added quietly. He couldn't believe it, this was it...he wasn't so sure if he could go through with it himself. He moved his hand up to his mouth and started to bite his nails. He looked at his wife then over towards the rum bottle. He removed his hand from his mouth and grabbed the bottle and gulped it down. He then suddenly had a craving for another one.
He stood back up and walked around the room and started to open cabinets without thinking hoping that he would find rum in any of them. He stopped in his path twitched his mouth and said outloud to no one in particular dissapointed that he didn't find any."The rum...why is the rum gone?" He then began to mumble to himself as he walked back towards his wife.
Captain Teague Sparrow - Captain Teague Sparrow looked over at his son and smiled, remembering his own confusion when Jack had been born. But there were no doctor present in those days, so Captain Teague had to help his wife through the childbirth. Luckily for him, she was helping him out, by giving him advice of what to do. He smiled to Elizabeth as he gently lifted away her blanket, helping her preparing for the childbirth.
"Dasn't be lily livered, child. This will turn ou' fine. Breath jus' like Ethel told ye. Breath in - PUSH - an' breath ou'. Repeat. Can ye do that? Good girl."
Mrs. Sparrow turned to her son and gave him a scolding look.
"Your wife is in greater need of rum than you are! Now you either help her through this, or you go somewhere else. The last thing she needs now is a dead drunk husband!"
I love Poca's sense of humor. This is what her character Clayton wrote, in "The Nightclub Moulin Rouge". (The thread is in France, in the World showcase, and is open for all)
[[*Announcer on Megaphone* "Round one goes to the gypsy! Gorrilla hunter nothing! Now we move into Round Two!" *ding ding ding*]]
Clayton waited for the gypsy's response and wasn't disappointed. He had to admit that she had guts to challenge him and he never backed down from a challenge.
"Perhaps," he replied casually, taking a lazy pull from his pipe before tapping the ashes on his boot sole. "But then Tarzan isn't that kind of man. He is strong, yes, and younger than me by many years. But he is soft, wearing his heart on his sleeve like so many 'heroes'. And you know what happens to them, don't you?"
Clayton got to his feet and moved closer to Esmerelda, each word puncuated by his boot hitting the club floor. "They end up on my wall as trophies. Particularly one mangy, half breed, dark horse . . . lion."
[[Man, it is GREAT to have you back Esme!
If it were me, I would totally slap him right now. Just a thought.]]
She then lifted her wand. The elephant Djali gasped and tried to tiptoe away and hide behind a streetlamp. Esmeralda smiled by the sight of the elephant trying to hide, when she could see most of him sticking out from behind the streetlamp. He might just as well have tried to hide behind a straw. ************************ Esmeralda smiled while she looked over at Merlin's face. He looked just like Archimedes. She giggled and was just about to remark that a pet owner and a pet often looked like each other. Then she remembered that she had a pet goat waiting for her inside this shop. She didn't want to be accused of growing a beard, so she kept silent. **************************** "If my Papa Clopin had been here, he would probably have told you never to turn your back to an enemy or someone you don't trust. They might laugh at you behind your back."
Arkhimedes whirled around and eyed Esmeralda suspiciously, but she kept her face completely calm. Just to tease him she even put on her most angelic face, looking completely innocent. *********************** Random scenes from Merlin\Esme threads.. Every sentence is pure genious ;D