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Post by Hades on Mar 13, 2009 19:52:20 GMT -5
AHEM.
I shall put this thread back in order. Yeesh.
Hades: "Killjoy."
This cracked me up: from the Pre-Spring Depression thread in Echo Lake. Lotsa hysterical quotes there! ("She's not ya sister is she?" [Peter Pan ^^]
~from Jane
;D
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Post by esmeralda on Mar 14, 2009 12:04:23 GMT -5
From a PM to Basil of Baker Street, considering a kidnapping plot with Irene Adler (Esmeralda), Sherlock Holmes (Basil), Doctor Watson (Dawson) and Professor Moriarty (Ratigan):
In the home of 999 happy haunts The ghosts and spirits scare and taunt They desire the mortal girl trapped within Only you can save her from a fate most grim
But you'd best hurry, you'd best beware For the fate of this young girl so fair Will be to join the spirits in this home As the 1000 spirit she will roam
Grim grinning ghost come out to socialize, Drawn by her terrified cries They will have her join their band For the midnight hour is close at hand
((Told to Esmeralda in the MSN Messenger cbox))
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Post by Professor Ratigan on Mar 14, 2009 16:25:22 GMT -5
From Esme in "The Midnight Hour is Close at Hand"
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Post by Warren Peace on Mar 22, 2009 7:37:00 GMT -5
“Ugh, whatever.” She muttered, rushing herself to finish the song. “...Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me (or on the ground eating dirt and looking like somebody slapped you across the face). Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow, why then -- oh, why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow -- Why, oh, why can't I?” she finished, dropping her face to the ground again, sighing into the dirt. “Foxy, don’t tell Uncle Jumba and Auntie Pleakley I had a musical moment. . .” she groaned, taking his paw. *keels over laughing* Nani, I love you...
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Post by David Kawena on Mar 22, 2009 8:59:33 GMT -5
She dragged her foot lightly over the dirt, tracing lazy circles, narrowed eyes suddenly losing their fury. She frowned and bowed her head, too stubborn to admit that she wished for such solace. She walked forward, forgetting there was a fence (her head’s been up in the clouds too long, so this was so bound to happen) and fell over it. She was sprawled about, hands pressed up against her chubby cheeks, as she sighed cynically. She hated her sepia life.
-Gasps for he is dying of laughter- This is why I'm so in love with Nani. x) Way to ruin a classical moment! XD -Joins Jim in the keeling over of laughter- xD
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Post by Basil on Mar 28, 2009 9:25:17 GMT -5
Anton Ego (my favorite character from Ratatouille) in the Wake Up Call thread
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Post by Pintel & Ragetti on Apr 2, 2009 19:23:54 GMT -5
ok this cracked me up. I usually wouldn't give props to someone who verbally pwns my character but in "April Fools", I gotta give credit when credit is due.
From Panchito about Prince John:
"The victim, whoever he was, was a scrawny lion dressed up muy elegante...very fancy. He obviously thought he was somebody special.
When the water hit, it made him look even scrawnier. And his crown...kept falling down...ah, ha, ha...over his face..."
ROTF!
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Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Apr 3, 2009 1:20:37 GMT -5
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From Kenai in the Wizard of Oz thread! This just made me crack up, imagine Kenai actually saying this XD
And hahha ""Auntie Pleakly wheres my toast?"LOL that was random XD
*also joins in with the kneeling over with laughter.*Nani, your hysterical!
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Post by Panchito on May 14, 2009 20:25:57 GMT -5
By Jack Skellington in Dem Bones:
Ah, that was so well-written.
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Post by Eilonwy on Jun 25, 2009 11:57:13 GMT -5
it saddens me to see this thread being dead. well anyway.... in sight of getting active i was reading some open threads. well i came across not my car. the only post in that thread and this one line had me burst into laughter.
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Post by Basil on Jul 3, 2009 17:42:19 GMT -5
This line from Riley made me smile:
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