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Post by Jim Hawkins on Jan 27, 2009 19:45:37 GMT -5
So we've all seen the finished products, the movies of Disney in all their action, glory, and romance.
But what went down behind the scenes?
Invent the insanity! Pick any scene from a Disney movie, and rewrite it into a blooper!
Here's what I'm talking about:
From Treasure Planet: [in Amelia's stateroom] Captain Amelia: [to a protesting Doppler] Let me make this as... monosyllabic as possible. I... don't much care for this crew you hired. They're... [to Arrow]
Captain Amelia: how did I describe them, Arrow? I said something rather good this morning before coffee.
Mr. Arrow: 'A ludicrous darcel of priveling -- Oop! I mean a ludicrous larcel-- Oh, who WROTE this bloody script?!
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Post by Jim Hawkins on Jan 27, 2009 20:16:18 GMT -5
Sorry for the double post! Couldn't resist!
Treasure Planet [Mutiny Scene] Silver: Strike her colors, Mr. Onus!
Onus: Veeth pleezure, capteen! *Onus begins hoisting the jolly roger, but intead of the flag, a pair of Silver's boxers with "Jim rulez" spray-painted on them goes up the mast.*
Silver: *looks mortified* What t'e?!? JIIIIIIIIIIIMMMM!!!!!! ME BOXERS!!!!
*crew bursts out laughing*
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Jan 28, 2009 13:29:29 GMT -5
Cobra: Do you often leave your sister home alone?
Nani: What? No never! -Sees paper- Uh, well, at least...just now! I had to run to the store to get some...
Cobra: -Tries to stifle his laughter with a mondo serious face- Pffft!
Nani: AHHH! -Turns the stove off-
Cobra: -Eyes travel down to her pants- You wear Batman thongs...-Looks amused-
Nani: GAH! Mr. Bubbles! -Tries to keep from laughing- I...Please don't tell anyb...any...
Lilo: Ewwww!
Stitch: -Facepalms-
Jim Hawkins: This is too rich! -Takes a picture-
Nani: You don't belong in this movie! -Reddens- GO TO YOUR ROOOOMM! -lifts her shorts up a bit-
xD
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Jan 28, 2009 13:47:39 GMT -5
ROFL!^ Brer Fox: *squeeing* I got 'im! I got 'im! Ahahahaha!! Brer Bear: *after getting kissed a dozen times on top of his head* Brer Fox: ... *hops off his shoulders* ...uh...I onleh like ya as a frien' by da way... =/ Brer Bear: ... ;_; *smacks him with the bat/club/thingy* HAHAHAHAHHA! XD I LOVE YOU FOXY! [At the Luau] David: You know, Nani, if you're not doing anyone---I mean anything! Nani: David, I can't---wait, you said WHAT?! The cast: -Facepalms- Oh, David.
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Post by clop on Jan 28, 2009 14:23:30 GMT -5
Clopin: "You're very clever to have found our hideaway. Unfortunatly, you won't live to tell the tale!"
Phoebus: "Uh, excuse me, did you just say tail?"
Clopin: "Well, of course, Phoebus! Wasn't that in the script?"
Quasimodo: "Mice have feelings. Just look at Basil! You should be ashamed of yourself for punning their kind that way."
Esmeralda: "Justice!"
Clopin: "What are we on about?!"
Quasimodo: "Burn him at the stake for racism against furry creatures that live in my bell tower!"
Clopin: "What?!"
Frollo: "Mmmm. Roasted gypsy. I would very much like his leg to gnaw on after we're through."
-Footage ends, bloopers flicker-
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Post by Alice Liddell on Jan 29, 2009 1:08:52 GMT -5
[Scene where Dodo tries to burn the White Rabbit's house]
Alice: Oh, dear! This is serious. I simply must... a garden! Perhaps if I ate something, maybe it'll make me grow smaller! -picks carrot- White Rabbit: -guards carrot- Nooo! Let gooo! HELPPP! Alice: I'm sorry, but I must eat something! White Rabbit: Not me! You - you... barbarian! Alice: -chomps-
White Rabbit: HELPPP! Alice: -swallows and gulps- Goodness! Is that his voice screaming inside my throat?
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Post by beckett on Jan 29, 2009 11:28:05 GMT -5
Scene with Lord Cutler Beckett talking to Davy Jones
[Davy] "The Dutchman sails as its captain commands." [Beckett] "And its captain is to sail it as commanded. I thought you had learned that when I ordered you to... to.. *sigh* ... to.... Barnacles. Wait, it'll come - No - no, I don't want to see the script. It'll come to me soon. Don't no, put it away, take it back." [Davy] "Oh boy.." [Beckett] "No no, it's coming. On the tip of my tongue!"
one minute later
[Davy] "...?" [Beckett] "Nope I've lost it"
- le cut -
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Post by Warren Peace on Jan 29, 2009 15:18:40 GMT -5
From Sky High
*Will picks up a lunch table with Warren on top of it* *Throws table*
*Warren misses the safety breakaway table he was supposed to land on*
Warren: "OW, WHAT THE #$%#$%!!!!!! YOU THROW LIKE A GIRL!!!!"
Will: "Hey, your choreography was off when you were fireballing the tables, hot-head! I almost got fried!"
Warren: "Oh, so ya still wanna GET FRIED?!?"
*Warren and Will tackle each other and brawl it out on set*
Director: "CUT!! SOMEONE TEAR THOSE IDIOTS APART!!" *fireball hisses through the air inches away from the director's head*
Director: *gulp* "On second thought, everyone take five."
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Post by Captain Gantu on Jan 30, 2009 9:57:13 GMT -5
[Scene where Gantu gets fired]
Gantu: But, Grand Councilwoman, I can explain! -Sputters-
Grand Councilwoman: I am retiring you, Captain Gantu!
Gantu: -Tries to look bewildered, but is unable to due to stifled laughter-
Grand Councilwoman: What? What is it?
Gantu: -Averts his gaze to Pelekai a second time-
Nani: My milkshake brings all the aliens to the yard 'cause they're like, it's better than yours...-Dances, soaked from having swam her way to shore-
Gantu: Pffft...Nani, we're supposed to act professional!
Nani: Wait! I'm getting to the best part! -Whines- C'mon, don't be such a lolo, ok? -Tugs on her wet shirt suggestively-
Gantu: -Narrows eyes playfully- Oh, you! -Leaves with her in his arms-
Nani: Mmmm. That's my tiger....-Claws at him playfully-
Gantu: <333 Nani...-sighs romantically-
Director: CUT! This isn't how it's supposed to end! Disney would not approve of alien-human relationships!
Gantu: -Crushes the Director on the way out- Crud. I got my foot dirty....
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Mar 14, 2009 23:03:55 GMT -5
[Scene: After Cobra leaves, Nani is seen chasing Lilo]
Lilo: -Blink, blink- AHHHHHH! -Flees-
Nani: -Chases after her, then trips on the way] Ahhhhhhhhhhhh~ -Slow mo-
Jim: Hey Nani, sorry to interrupt you but . . . Oh my God . . . $%$^%$^ . . . AHHHHHHH! -Is flattened by her rear-
Director: . . . -Calls a medic-
Some L&S fan: Nani's butt was so fat that when she fell on the scale it said, "To be continued!"
Jim: . . . I'llfay (I'll say) x/ -Trauma-
Director: CUT! Hawkins, off the set!
Jim: BUT SHE TOTALLY OWES ME A SANDWICH! Nani, get your fat $% out of the way! -Crawls out, angry-
Nani: -_- -Sits on him again-
Zazu: I feel his pain. . . XD
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Post by Dr. David Q. Dawson on Mar 14, 2009 23:22:01 GMT -5
(Beauty and the Beast. The Human Again Scene from the Special Edition DVD)
Cogsworth: I'll unwind for a...WHO PUT CHAMPAGNE IN THIS BUCKET?!?
Lumiere: *attempts to look innocent*
Mrs. Potts: *rolls eyes*
Philippe: *whinnies in amusement*
Cogsworth: *hiccup*
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Post by Kiara on Mar 14, 2009 23:29:45 GMT -5
(The cast of The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh go on break for lunch)
*Pooh is left stuck inside Rabbits hole*
*Nani sneaks inside Rabbits house, followed closely by Clopin who pulls out a measuring tape*
Clopin: About... 42 cm.
Nani: YES! My butt’s still bigger!
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Post by Clopin Trouillefou on Mar 15, 2009 8:14:28 GMT -5
Pooohhh! HAHAHAH! XD -Takes out measuring tape- Still big, shiny, and round. <333 -Mounts-
[[ TOPSY TURVY ]]
Clopin: "Oooooohhhh! Ha, ha, ha!" [Sliding out of some dude's dress]
"Once a year we throw a party here in town, Once a year we turn all Paris upside down! Ev'ry man's a king and ev'ry king's a clown!"
"Once again it's Topsy Turvy Day! It's the day the devil in us gets released, It's the day we mock the prig and shock the priest! Ev'rything is topsy turvy at the Feast of Fools!"
Crowd: [Runs him over by accident]
Clopin: "Sanc-tu-ary! Everything is upsy daisy!" [On the ground, twitching]
Director: "Cut! [Sighs, shaking his head] Wrong lyrics there, Clopin!"
Clopin: [Vexed, still injured] "Indeed."
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Post by Professor Ratigan on Mar 15, 2009 15:02:39 GMT -5
Basil - Ratigan, so help me, I'll see you behind bars yet!
Ratigan - You fool, isn't it clear to you? The shuper--- the superpior-- Oh dash it all.
*laughter, director says cut*
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Post by Hades on Mar 15, 2009 20:52:17 GMT -5
[the scene with the Fates at the beginning of Hercules] Hades: Oh wait, I'm sorry. Time out. Can I? Can I ask you a question, by the way? Are you, (to Clotho), did you cut your hair of something? You look fabulous. {Clotho giggles} I mean, you look like a fate worse then death {Clotho giggles more, Lachesis hits her on the head, the eye fells out into the hands of Panic} Panic: Oh, gross! Pain: Yech! It's blinking'! {he kicks the eye--it falls out the window into the River Styx} Hades: %$#@!!{buries face in hands} That's the fourth time you did that!!!!!! Pain: Oops. Lachesis: Can someone get it back?! *** [Phil's island, the part with the nymphs] Phil: Girls! Stop! Stop! Come back, come back, come back. Whoa, whoa-- {the nymph he gets hold on turns into flowers} oh, geez! Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa! {another nymph turns into a tree} {Phil crashes into the tree-nymph} Phil: $%$@!!!!!! *** Hades: Well, you know, that's good because that's what got you into the jam in the first place, isn't it? You sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? By running off with some babe. He hurt you real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh? Megara: Look, I learned my lesson, okay? Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. You give me the key to bringing down wonder breath, and I give you the thing that you crave most in the entire cosmos... {he whispers something inaudible...} {...well, not to Meg} Meg: WHOA! JEEZ, Hades, you can't say that, this is a kid's movie! STICK TO THE SCRIPT! Hades: Gimme a break. You know you want to. Director: CUT! Hades, knock it off, she might be your minion, but that doesn't mean you can do THAT...and this is a Disney movie!!!! RATED G! Hades: How do you know we haven't already done 'that'?? Meg: That's it, I'll be in my trailer. I like the last one.... ^^
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