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Post by Merlin on Jan 27, 2009 14:25:50 GMT -5
(Remove him from you hair? why? don`t you see he wants to become your hat XDD.. And he suits you XDDD)
Wild of rage as the witch pulled loose most of his pitiful leftovers to what once had been a tail, he basked his wings against her face. It was the second before he started pecking her. It were then, Merlin tipped his wand, discreetly, almost careless. You know Archimedes, sometimes you act just like an immature little kid, the wizard commented dryly. Archimedes had no time to react to this, as he eyed the spark that aimed directly at him. He closed his eyes in fear for what to come.
He eventually opened his eyes again, to look directly at...himself! Now this is odd, the owl thought. Then, he caught a glimpse of himself, mirrored in a silver teapot. He jumped ten feet back, What on earth?! he shouted shocked. He looked back to the owl that looked exactly like he used to do... then back at the teapot. His mind clicked slowly on place, and an idea formed. A rather wicked idea.. He grinned wickedly, correcting himself a second later it changed into a flirtatious one, a la Mrs Sparrow. (let`s see..)
HELLO BIRDIE. COME HERE NOW, LET`S HAVE A DATE.
He shrieked in what he assumed to be a Mrs Sparrow-like manner, while moving closer in tiny jumps.
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Post by esmeralda on Jan 27, 2009 17:22:17 GMT -5
((Awww, thank you! I always wanted a birdfeather hat... made of tail feathers from owl.... ;D ;D ;D ))
Esmeralda chuckled with laughter when Archimedes basked his wings in her face and looked like he wanted to peck her. She put on an angelic face expression and a cute little baby voice and turned to Merlin, pointing at the owl.
"He started it, grandpa!!!" she said, with a glimpse of humor in her eyes, while trying to stiffle her laughter.
Then Merlin tipped his wand, and she was turned into Archimedes. She looked down at herself, and understood what had happened.
Oh crud.
Then she looked over at Archie, who was recently transformed into Mrs. Sparrow. Thinking quickly, Esmeralda formed a devilish plan. She knew that Archie would NEVER have done this, but he wasn't himself at the moment. And Archimedes seemed to have forgotten that Esmeralda LIKED Mrs. Sparrow....
This was how the incredible happened that Archimedes, in Esmeralda's shape, turned to Mrs. Sparrow and winked at her in a flirtatious way. He strolled over to her, placed his wings gently around her wrinked face and looked deeply into her eyes.
"Forgive me for telling you this, Mrs. Sparrow," owl Esmeralda said in a seductive deep voice, knowing that this would probably freak out Archimedes. She had to stiffle a laugh before continuing.
"But from the moment we first met, I fell deeply and madly in love with you. Let's get married and build a nest together, as soon as possible. And let us invite all my friends and family to the wedding, so they can meet you, my love!"
(( XDDDD I look forward to see Archies reaction to this!! ;D ;D ;D ))
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Post by Merlin on Jan 27, 2009 18:22:37 GMT -5
Merlin chuckled as he watched the two act like fighting siblings. Neither of them very mature..
Archimedes however was NOT amused. Her reaction to his Mrs Sparrow-ness annoyed him to no end. Mentioned Mrs Sparrow-ness broke totally and definitely at his angry, very Archimedes like... HIIIIZZZZZZZ!
FRIENDS?!.. FAMILY!?.. YOU?![/b] he spluttered, imaging a crowd of wandwaving, tailburning lunatics that belonged on an institution. He shuddered.
Stiffling his laughter, Merlin harkled, How entertaining your games might be, i believe we should return to more serious lessons. For once he took some pity in his poor owl. The question is, what to teach you, He scratched his head with his wand. She did well in shapeshifting by now, both in the case of herself and others. Levitating as well, as she so strongly had pointed out herself. Then the idea hit him. He grinned mishevously, How did you like Fred and George`s rockets? Quite handy when throwing a party don`t you think? he blinked.
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Post by esmeralda on Jan 27, 2009 18:51:22 GMT -5
Esmeralda chuckled with laughter by Archimede's reaction and allowed Merlin to turn her back into herself again. Then Archie was turned back into an owl. Esmeralda was still howling with laughter after hearing the owl hissing with anger.
She finally looked up at Merlin and tried to become serious again. But it was hard when Merlin continued suggesting such hilarious stuff.
"Serious... right...."
She put on a serious face. For two seconds. Then she looked over at Merlin and a glimpse of humor lit in her emerald eyes.
"Fred and George's rockets?"
A mischievious grin appeared on her face.
"Ahhhh, you mean ROCKETS!!!"
She took her wand and made the biggest firecracker ever made. It was big enough to fill up the room they were in. Esmeralda grabbed Archie and tied him to the firecracker with a rope, securing the knots so he couldn't escape.
"Now, little Archie, you will be the first Owl to land on the moon!!" She grinned.
Then she lit a match and held it to the giant firecracker, which made a large hole in the roof when it took off, with a screaming owl attached to it.
(( ;D ;D ;D ))
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Post by Merlin on Jan 27, 2009 19:47:29 GMT -5
( XDDD *rolls on floor laughing, having pics of archie in my head* buut..the room.. roof? well i was almost certain we were out doors beside a ginat three.. but for all i know it could be a building there as well.)
Archimedes noticed the look on his wizard`s student`s face, and tried to get away.
Too late.
She catched him and tied him up to a firecracker as big as an elephant. To him anyways. What.. the MOON?! he gaped, as the rocket went off.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Archie swore he could see the entire Disneyworld as they shot through the air, higher..
and higher..
A small spluttering sound was hard as the flame who shot them up died. Uh.. Oh! The owl gulped.
As they fell, he desperately pecked and scratched on the ropes ro get loose. The closer he came to the ground the more intently became his tryings.
The rocket crashlanded into the three of life, luckily Archimedes got a somewhat soft landing among the leaves.
It were a rather miserable owl, who dropped softly on the ground, minutes later. Taking a last deep sigh, as he landed on his back helding a white flower between his wings.
(he`s such a drama queen sometimes)
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Post by esmeralda on Jan 27, 2009 20:36:00 GMT -5
((How do you manage to laugh with pics of Archie in your head? The frames must hurt like @#&€* ;D ;D ))
Archimedes noticed the look on his wizard`s student`s face, and tried to get away.
Esmeralda smirked and waved merrily to him before the rocket went off.
"The moon. " She said, determined, with a glimpse of humor in her emerald eyes. "But don't worry if you end up in the space. I hear there's a planet named Pluto there somewhere. So you'll have some memory of the World of Disney..."
She bursted out laughing as she saw him take off, then she turned to Merlin, her emerald eyes glittering and her cheeks blushing with excitement.
"Did you see that? I bet not even the Weasley twins would have thought of THIS!!!"
She watched impressed at how far up the rocket went, before it suddenly changed direction and fell to the ground. Esmeralda could see Archimedes, still tied to the rocket. She had no idea that owls could be so pale that their feathers turned white. Not before she saw the color of Archimedes. She looked over at Merlin's beard for a while, before returning her gaze to the owl again, watching how frantically he tried to get free of his ropes.
"Wow, Merlin. You and Archie has matching colors!! The same white color in your beard and his feathers!"
The rocket crashlanded into the tree of life, and wood splinters, and pieces of metal were flying through the air. Esmeralda clucked her tongue and watched the damages.
"Uh-oh. The indians will not be happy about this...."
Archie dropped softly on the ground, holding a white flower between his wings. Esmeralda tilted her hair, watching the flower for a moment.
"Hmmmm.... matches the feathers!"
Then she looked at what had once been his proud tailfeathers, and rolled her eyes.
".... or what's left of them...."
((I had so fun typing this XDDD ))
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Post by Merlin on Jan 28, 2009 10:37:47 GMT -5
( pffhhtHAHAHAHAAA *bursts out laighing, rolling on floor)
How do you think you would look after taking the same trip, Merlin commented dryly, with a glimpse of humor in his eyes. want to find out? he snickered.
I suppose we can say mission accomplished then, he blinked. he stated proudly. He bent down to pick up his fainted owl. How about patronuses then? he questioned. Just wave, and say " expecto patronum."
( not very entertaining, really >.< )
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Post by esmeralda on Jan 31, 2009 7:24:08 GMT -5
Esmeralda looked innocently up at Merlin.
"Who, ME? I would look far better than him! I don't HAVE any tail feathers to burn..." she added with a teasing look in the bird's direction.
She jumped away quickly, just in case Merlin wanted to change her into an owl because of her bold statement.
Esmeralda looked up at Merlin and thought for a moment.
"Patronuses? Oh, THEM!" she laughed. "I had almost forgotten. The only one that looks like a patron in this room, is...."
She got a mischieveous glimpse of humor in her eyes, and waved her wand in Merlin's direction. Unfortunately, she pronounced one word wrong, as always when she tried to learn a spell.
"SUSPECTO PATRONUS!!!"
There was a zapping noise coming from her wand, and a spark hit Merlin's robe.
((Uh-oh. It seems our dear little apprentice pronounced the spell wrong! What will happen to Merlin now? ;D ))
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Post by Merlin on Feb 1, 2009 11:57:05 GMT -5
Merlin`s eyes widened as he noticed she aimed at him. The next second the spark had found his target, and...
He was staring at himself. Not a clone, like in the wand shop, he soon realized, as he noticed something strange about his own shape.
First off, he wore DRESS! Second, his hair suddenly had turned black, and were much more than it had previously been.
He looked down at himself, and facepalmed. I look forward to the day you`ll learn to pronounce the spells right, he commented dryly, in Esmeralda`s voice.
Wait, is that MY voice? he exclaimed shocked, hoping no one else came by to see him now.
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Post by esmeralda on Feb 1, 2009 12:30:09 GMT -5
((AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! BRILLIANT, MERLIN!!! ;D I hope you don't mind me following up on your idea? ;D ;D ;D ))
When the spark from Esmeralda's wand hit Merlins wand, she was hit by a spark from his wand. Suddenly she noticed a strange change in her appearance. She looked down at herself.
The first thing she noticed was the long white beard hanging down from her face. She noticed because Djali was staring up at her with ENOURMOUS round eyes, his jaws dropped in surprise, and his goat beard had the same color as her own.
The second she noticed, was that she was wearing glasses... and a long blue robe.
Oh crud.....
She stood still for a moment, then she slowly turned around to face Merlin. Or at least... it was supposed to be Merlin. But all she could see, was a tall, slender gypsy girl with long raven curls and emerald eyes.
The gypsy were staring down at herself, as if she was wondering why she was wearing a dress. The gypsy facepalmed and commented dryly, in a voice Esmeralda found strangely familiar. ;D
I look forward to the day you`ll learn to pronounce the spells right.
Esmeralda sighed deeply and replied back.
"Yeah, so do I...."
The next moment she looked at Merlin in shock. The voice she had spoken in was not her own - it was Merlins!!!
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Post by Merlin on Feb 3, 2009 15:12:47 GMT -5
As Archimedes realized what just happened, he cramped with laughter. He hit his wings on the ground, as he rolled around, unable to stop laughing. Merlin, in Esmeralda`s body sent him THAT look.
The owl didn`t even notice Merlin`s look through his laughter..
The wizard rolled his\her eyes. Do you think i can have my body back anytime soon? he questioned expectingly, still with Esmeralda`s voice. If she truly mastered shapeshifting, that should be piece of cake.
That owl would do a nice pillow, he muttered under his breath, looking over at Archimedes again.
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Post by esmeralda on Feb 4, 2009 12:44:58 GMT -5
((*Dying from laughter*))
Esmeralda noticed Archimedes rolling around on the floor, cramping with laughter. And right next to him, Djali was rolling around on the floor, cramping with laughter too. Esmeralda looked over at the two snickering animals, and got a devilish glimpse of humor in her eyes.
"I will get to that, Merlin, but first...."
She flicked her wand at the two pets, and there was a zapping sound. The next minute, Djali was turned into a goat with wings like an owl, and was flapping around in the air. And Archimedes was turned into an owl with four legs, horns and a long, white beard.
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Post by Merlin on Feb 6, 2009 12:31:05 GMT -5
Archimedes paused to look over at Djali ...and howled with laughter again. I been done seen about everything when I see an elephant goat fly, the owl teased in a sing song voice. That is, until Merlin discreetly directed a mirror to float his way. As he saw himself, Archimedes laughter died.. What the.. the owl whimpered, realizing he now looked like.. Merlin!
He hooted indignant in Esmeralda`s direction, unless it wasn`t a hoot that came out. It were a BAAAH with a strange accent to it. The owl jumped at the sound of his own voice, and glared daggers at the former gypsy. Do you mind..? It weren`t the smartest of moves to give me HORNS, he reminded her threatening. He turned to his wizard.. witch.. whatever. You wouldn`t mind keeping your student under control, would you?
The sight of the innocent, but humored look in gypsy Merlin`s eyes, told the owl that he probably would.
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Post by esmeralda on Feb 6, 2009 12:58:44 GMT -5
Djali paused to look over at Archimedes, and howled with laughter. Then he tried to flap his wings, and managed to lift himself up over the floor, before his goat body, now with claws, grabbed the owl and started flying around in the room with him. Then he found that the owl in his current shape was too heavy, and he dropped the owl from up above, and sent him crashing into the open fireplace, where unfortunately a small fire was still burning. Then he came with an indignant baah, only it wasn't a baah that came out, but a HOOT with a strange accent to it. Esmeralda tried to stiffle her laughter when this happened, but she couldn't stop herself from chuckling quietly. Then she looked up at the owl. "You don't like your horns?" She asked innocently. "Well let me see if I can replace them with something else...." She lifted her wand in Archimedes direction, and his horns were replaced with a mohawk hairstyle. His long, white goat, beard, however remained intact. It had only growed until it got the same lenght as Merlin's beard. Try to imagine Merlin's owl with this hairstyle!
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Post by Merlin on Feb 6, 2009 18:36:37 GMT -5
( XDDDDDD love you, esme ;D but.. Archie don`t..XD)
Archimedes hooted again, as he felt himself being lifted. Again it came out as a strange sounding BAAAAH. You.. raving.. put me down! the owl demanded.
And he were indeed put down... right at the tiny flame of the fireplace. He jumped teen feet up in the air, rubbing his already damaged tail. OOOOOOOOUUUUUCH!!!
Still rubbing his tail, he glared death at the gypsy witch, and threatened her with his newly gained horns.
Only to find himself with an entirely different hairstyle a moment later. A style the owl didn`t like any better. Not at all. Still with a tiny stripe of smoke standing out from his tail, he stumbled around, tripping over his beard. I.. i.. look like something from a poorly made alien movie.. he stuttered in shock.
Perhaps i should sign you up to the next X man movie, Merlin said pondering, still with Esmeralda`s voice, putting on a face like he really considered it, as he spoke. Fortunately looks can`t kill, or Merlin would now be a dead man. Unfortunately, for Archie, he did no longer have claws. Or horns, for that matter. Merlin did his best to stiffle his laughter.. without succeeding very well. As he was able to control his voice again, he turned to look expectingly at his student. Well? he questioned. To be honest i think i would be a very bad gypsy princess, he stated dryly.
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