Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2009 8:59:57 GMT -5
A sleek and slightly bent pair of legs encased in snug looking fishnets were the first to step into the cafe but the scandalous stockings stopped at the familiar, fuzzy red ankles of a certain sneak. The scarlet canine's vast, protruding feet were still visible, despite his exhausting attempt to disguise himself. Security around the park had been increasing its tightness and somebody--probably an old victim of his--had probably informed the staff of all the recent theft that was taking place. So naturally, the fox did what any unsensible predator in the situation--conceal his identity by dressing in drag.
Hey, if the big, bad wolf could pull it off, then so could he! XP
He wore loose, blue minidress that seemed to be a peculiar mix of felt and denim and the hem came to a halt just above his crooked knees. The sleeves were long and hid his furry arms considerably well while his tail dangled underneath the skirt like a wet noodle. He had managed to shape his disheveled bangs into a slick and and more feminine looking style and they covered one of his eyes ina seductive sort of way. His large, dark eyes were also ringed with mascara thicker than a crayon that gave him the appearance of some cracked up looking version of Anubis. He looked like an even bigger flake than Maid Marian with all that makeup and skimpy outfit but as usual, the fox strutted his stuff as if he owned the joint. He'd rather swallow snake venom than his pride.
The fox voiced his request for a hot chocolate in a ridiculously high falsetto and wandered over to a table in the back, absentmindedly stretching out his legs and resting them on the surface in a most unladylike way. He hastily pulled a tube of lipstick out of his top--the makeup was nestled between the balls of socks that he had used for his fake knockers and he began to apply the deep shade slowly, smirking at his reflection in the nearby spoon.
Hey, if the big, bad wolf could pull it off, then so could he! XP
He wore loose, blue minidress that seemed to be a peculiar mix of felt and denim and the hem came to a halt just above his crooked knees. The sleeves were long and hid his furry arms considerably well while his tail dangled underneath the skirt like a wet noodle. He had managed to shape his disheveled bangs into a slick and and more feminine looking style and they covered one of his eyes ina seductive sort of way. His large, dark eyes were also ringed with mascara thicker than a crayon that gave him the appearance of some cracked up looking version of Anubis. He looked like an even bigger flake than Maid Marian with all that makeup and skimpy outfit but as usual, the fox strutted his stuff as if he owned the joint. He'd rather swallow snake venom than his pride.
The fox voiced his request for a hot chocolate in a ridiculously high falsetto and wandered over to a table in the back, absentmindedly stretching out his legs and resting them on the surface in a most unladylike way. He hastily pulled a tube of lipstick out of his top--the makeup was nestled between the balls of socks that he had used for his fake knockers and he began to apply the deep shade slowly, smirking at his reflection in the nearby spoon.