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Post by ~~Ursula~~ on Mar 27, 2009 23:15:25 GMT -5
Ursula just shook her head, "Oh how the young never learn..." She said dissolving her trident.
Not that having her trident made much difference...it's just now Ursula had two hands to work with. When Nani spit out her water in the direction of the pleasantly plump sea witch, Ursula just manipulated the water into a snow ball which she sent flying at Nani's head. The witch cackled loudly and jovially, "I think a good frosting at the beach is rather pleasant...wouldn't you agree Lasso-Licker?" She said not being scathed by the retorts by the young and the dumb.
As she watched Nani help Jim up she couldn't but hold back laughter, "My dear sweet child...don't you that something of that magnitude can have you arrested and place you in trouble with the law." She said chuckling wickedly as Nani made it seem as thought her and Jim were romantically attached, "Surely that ruffian is close off to 15...tsk tsk tsk...how I would've that that you of all people would not be a pedophile...Frollo must be rubbing off on you." She said with a loud wicked laughter.
Ursula is a rather graceful creature, but when she gets trapped into a corner she comes out fighting like a tiger shark. The sea diva simply rolled her eyes and formed two, bowling ball sized water balls and lunged them at the two annoyances, "Hope you don't mind if I....bowl you over!!" She said chuckling at her clever little pun.
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Post by Clopin Trouillefou on Mar 28, 2009 5:50:48 GMT -5
He sighed romantically as he was just about to lick his rope; Oh how he loved his baby so. Mmm, they were lovely. Yes....yes...ye -
Oh, crap. Nani mentioned his odd fetish, and Clopin was forced to draw back and brush it off with a guilty look. xP
The amusement lit in his eyes as the two engaged in verbal battle and defended each other like a sibling pair would. The gypsy was amused by the Sea Mistress, but understood that there was a limit when it came to things like this.
He separated himself from her side to assist the sprawled two instead of humiliating them further. Ursula was not to be messed with. Even the foolish Clopin Trouillefou knew that. "Now are you two willing to listen to her highness?" he asked shrilly, smirking.
He chuckled at Ursula's remarks. "Oh, you devil!" he squealed, laughter bursting from his lips. Only she knew how to make him laugh. Such a clever witch!
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Post by Jim Hawkins on Mar 29, 2009 20:21:06 GMT -5
((Question: Where are we going with this thread? I'd post, but I'm not so sure as to what we're building up to.))
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Post by ~~Ursula~~ on Mar 29, 2009 21:17:21 GMT -5
((What would you like to build it up to?...This is just a thread of random proportions unless you WANT something to come out of this...I don't know what would be interesting having a surf off?...Something along those lines?))
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Post by Jim Hawkins on Mar 30, 2009 6:33:25 GMT -5
((Jim was learning to swim when Ursula and Clopin came in... I think a surf-off would be awesome! Jim can run his mouth and get himself into more trouble...))
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Post by Clopin Trouillefou on Mar 31, 2009 14:13:27 GMT -5
[Love the idea. It's Jim's turn, isn't it? ]
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Post by Jim Hawkins on Apr 4, 2009 19:28:36 GMT -5
Jim's blue eyes widened in horror at Ursula's comment about him and Nani as a couple...
Jim rubbed his temples as he tried to get the rather peverted image out of his mind. He simaltaneously shrugged away from Nani...
Jim toned out the gypsy and the sea witch's prattling. Honestly, couldn't they find some other beach to terrorize? And they wouldn't stand a chance in Jim's own element: air.
Snapping back to reality, Jim yelped as he tried to dive out of the way of Ursula's bowling ball of water. His attempt was rather unsuccessful... Jim faceplanted in the sand as the ball rolled over his legs. As he got up, there was a cartoon-worthy imprint of him in the beach.
Jim spat out a mouthful of sand, fixing Ursula with a deathglare.
"Why the %$ can't you just cool it?!" Jim snarled.
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Apr 5, 2009 9:44:26 GMT -5
Nani swallowed and looked around for Clopin, who stood amused with the boy, offering his hand to Jim and looking as if he were about to butt-kiss Ursula for the umpteenth time. Nani coughed at him disdainfully before glancing back at lovely Ursula, where she set about listening to the witch's claims, and preening her smooth, wet hair.
"What?" she gasped, wide-eyed.
Nani relaxed her busy fingers and felt her jaw go slack at the merest mention of a possible relationship ever happening between the youthful boy and herself, twitching like the dickens. Feeling quite ill, gravity delicately pulled down her curvy figure as she clutched her forehead in disgust until she touched the sand. The Hawaiian had fainted. She laid on the sand, unconscious and knocked out.
After a good solid twenty minutes, she opened her eyes, saw Jim, then fainted - again. Two minutes past and this time she was able to open her eyes without fainting...that is, until she saw Jim.
Wake up.
Faint.
Wake up.
Faint.
This spell continued until she managed to get on her two feet and stare Ursula in the eyes, out of her mind and quite irrational. "How about a surf contest, Ursula?" she asked, placed a hand on her plump hip.
"Yeah," Nani continued, "I'm betting a little somethin'. If I win, we get to roam these waters freely, without you terrorizing our behinds...and if I lose...?"
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Post by Clopin Trouillefou on Apr 5, 2009 10:12:03 GMT -5
It's good to post again!
Elevating his brows in an uncharacteristic look of sympathy, Clopin fixed his gaze on Nani then to Jim, and stood beside Ursula. "I can see you've not even the slightest idea as to who you're up against!" He tipped his hat, then tsked, whistling a little death ditty.
"Please," he implored the Hawaiian and her rebellious brother figure. "It is for certain that you will ultimately fail. For her cleverness and wit is of no match once challenged. Surely, you are a fool to try her so."
"Then again," he began philisophically, toying with his dagger. "All heros are fools." A cruel chuckle escaped his lips, and he loyally continued to observe Ursula. She was a sly woman, incredibly sharp. They would die before they met the match's end.
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Post by ~~Ursula~~ on Apr 5, 2009 14:28:06 GMT -5
Ursula played with water tricks and juggled water balls as Jim mouthed off and Nani remained in a fainted position. The balls then became the size of softballs and continued to be juggled, the tricks and the movements becoming more and more advanced and visually appealing.
Spinning and twirling hands gliding through the air, the water forming together in a long stream that was tossed in the air. Ursula spun her hand and the water followed her fingertips like a ribbon on a stick. She was enjoying this little training method that she often did, she tended to do the same things with air under water.
Ursula loved using various elements. She loved causing storms and various natural disasters, but she never went near fire....she could use it, but she would never want to. Especially when her forte was water and of course black magic....combine the two and you've got Ursula...or at least Ursula at a young age...her powers have increased since those days of yore.
As Nani continued to wake up Ursula just tossed the water that she was playing with right onto Nani, "Darling fainting is not a wonderful thing on a beach." She said smiling.
When Ursula was told of the surf contest Ursula just laughed, wickedly, sarcastically, divinely, "SURELY you must be joking, poopsie!" She said sincerely.
"Listen to the gypsy...If I'm put on those waters and am told to surf....you can be sure that I would woop both of your fannies." She said chuckling like the wicked diva she was.
Then when she brought up a deal Ursula's smile broadened, "Me leave my oceans alone...I don't think so...however I will leave you two alone...if you win.....If I win...." She began to chuckle scathingly.
What....OH what....does Nani and Jim have that Ursula would want. Nothing really....although...., "If....I win....Your souls are mine forever and you're both doomed to spend an eternity in my watery hell soaked lair." She said within the matter of a second, she was a slick and fast talker and this proved that.
She even wrote up a contract for the occasion, "Now....do we have a deal?" She asked handing them the contract with a little fish skeleton pen.
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Apr 7, 2009 9:26:59 GMT -5
[Jim, please post? :3]
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