Post by panic on Aug 29, 2008 7:39:26 GMT -5
Pain and Panic were sitting on a bench, bored, just kinda looking around. They had no idea where Hades was. Panic looked over at Pain, then at the sky, then back to Pain. Pain, sky, Pain, sky, Pain, sky. Pain saw him doing that, and turned around. "What's wrong?" he said to Panic. Panic shrugged. Sky, Pain, sky, Pain. "I was just wonderin'....about....before." "Before?" "Yeah....ya know.....before." Pain blinked. "Before what??" Panic stopped looking between him and the sky, and faced Pain. "Before we met Hades......." he said. Pain scrunched up his face. "Hm....well...I...I don't.....remember....I...hmm!" he said, thinking hard. Panic sat back, hard. "See? I can't remember before either!" Pain realized something then. "Panic.....I don;t think there WAS a before!" Panic stared at Pain. "Ya think?"
"He's right, ya know." said Hades appearing behind the bench. Pain and Panic both jumped. "Hades!" they yelped. Hades rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, save it.....BUT...I did happen to hear...you two...wonderin' bout yer past..." Panic shrunk back a little and nodded. "Would ya believe I happen to know a lot about that?" Pain stared up at him. "You DO?!?" he exclaimed, looking excitedly at Panic, who nodded rapidly. "I DO....." said Hades, swirling around so he was in front of them. "See, now, this happened when I was, hmm, lessee, ya know, just starting at the job, few months whatev. An' it was the time I was startin' to hate it down there. So, this was waaay back then, I only got Charon, ya know the boat rower/driver whatever, I didn't even know the fates! Yet.....Ok, so anyway....so I'm in my throne room....relaxin' thinkin', Hmm.....maybe I should try to overthrow Olympus! and then Charon comes in, no, he RUNS in, and he goes, Hades Hades! Ya gotta see this! Someone left this in my boat when I was on break! I almost stepped on him! And I'm like, Lemme see that, and he hands a lil' basket to me, and I look in, and whaddya know, there's Panic."
Panic beamed, and turned to Pain, "I became a minion before you did!" Hades sighed, "Actually....ya didn't." "Huh?" "What about me, Hades?" said Pain, hopefully. "Found you an hour later, same way." "Ooo...." said Pain. "See, what happened was, we weren't sure what ta do with you two......so, we just dumped ya in a spare room, locked the doors, closed the windows. Ya guys spent almost a year in there....and I guess that's when you became 'best friends'.....We were just gonna keep ya in there, but it got too much. Ya know, with the crying, and the feeding....and don't get me started on diapers..." He shuddered. Pain and Panic looked up at him incredously. "YOU changed our diapers?!?!" they said together. Hades gave them a Look. "Ha ha....yeah, as IF. I got Charon to do it." "Oh...." "So then we took you two out, and we kinda held a two-person meeting 'bout what to do with you. Charon wanted to throw you in the Styx, and hey, I was all for it, but the Fates appeared then, said all this nonsense 'bout how you two would be 'a great help' to me in the future. Then they disappeared, POP, all gone, and Charon still wants to dump you two in the Styx, and I stopped him. I said that I was gonna keep you two.....maybe the fates were right. I said to him, Ya know.....I think they have potential...." Hades looked down at them with disgust. "Evidently....I was wrong....." Pain and Panic smiled at him. "Aw, boss, that's so sweet! I didn't think you were capable of such love and compassss........." Panic's voice trailed off as he saw Hades staring down dangerously at him. "Finish that sentence, and I tear you a new belly button!" snarled Hades. Panic gulped. "Um.....um..never mind...."
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"He's right, ya know." said Hades appearing behind the bench. Pain and Panic both jumped. "Hades!" they yelped. Hades rolled his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, save it.....BUT...I did happen to hear...you two...wonderin' bout yer past..." Panic shrunk back a little and nodded. "Would ya believe I happen to know a lot about that?" Pain stared up at him. "You DO?!?" he exclaimed, looking excitedly at Panic, who nodded rapidly. "I DO....." said Hades, swirling around so he was in front of them. "See, now, this happened when I was, hmm, lessee, ya know, just starting at the job, few months whatev. An' it was the time I was startin' to hate it down there. So, this was waaay back then, I only got Charon, ya know the boat rower/driver whatever, I didn't even know the fates! Yet.....Ok, so anyway....so I'm in my throne room....relaxin' thinkin', Hmm.....maybe I should try to overthrow Olympus! and then Charon comes in, no, he RUNS in, and he goes, Hades Hades! Ya gotta see this! Someone left this in my boat when I was on break! I almost stepped on him! And I'm like, Lemme see that, and he hands a lil' basket to me, and I look in, and whaddya know, there's Panic."
Panic beamed, and turned to Pain, "I became a minion before you did!" Hades sighed, "Actually....ya didn't." "Huh?" "What about me, Hades?" said Pain, hopefully. "Found you an hour later, same way." "Ooo...." said Pain. "See, what happened was, we weren't sure what ta do with you two......so, we just dumped ya in a spare room, locked the doors, closed the windows. Ya guys spent almost a year in there....and I guess that's when you became 'best friends'.....We were just gonna keep ya in there, but it got too much. Ya know, with the crying, and the feeding....and don't get me started on diapers..." He shuddered. Pain and Panic looked up at him incredously. "YOU changed our diapers?!?!" they said together. Hades gave them a Look. "Ha ha....yeah, as IF. I got Charon to do it." "Oh...." "So then we took you two out, and we kinda held a two-person meeting 'bout what to do with you. Charon wanted to throw you in the Styx, and hey, I was all for it, but the Fates appeared then, said all this nonsense 'bout how you two would be 'a great help' to me in the future. Then they disappeared, POP, all gone, and Charon still wants to dump you two in the Styx, and I stopped him. I said that I was gonna keep you two.....maybe the fates were right. I said to him, Ya know.....I think they have potential...." Hades looked down at them with disgust. "Evidently....I was wrong....." Pain and Panic smiled at him. "Aw, boss, that's so sweet! I didn't think you were capable of such love and compassss........." Panic's voice trailed off as he saw Hades staring down dangerously at him. "Finish that sentence, and I tear you a new belly button!" snarled Hades. Panic gulped. "Um.....um..never mind...."
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