Favorite Line from a Movie or TV Show

[John Darling]

Hey! I thought I'd introduce a new game. It is your favorite line from either a TV show or a movie.

Here's mine:

Peter: Hey, it's the crows from Dumbo. (walks over to crows) Have you seen my boy?

Jim Crow: I've done-seen 'bout everything, but I sure enough ain't seen your boy no how.

Peter: That's good old fashioned family racism.

(sorry if that last line is offensive or inappropriate)

Family Guy: Courtship of Stewie's Father.

[Vidia]

Heh, this isn't my favourite line but it's one I really like from Hannah Montanna.

(They've been pranking each other)

Jackson: Is there any soda?

Robby: Why don't you check the fridge?

Jackson: Oh sure, I open the fridge door, a monkey pops out and hits me on the head with a bannana. You go.

Robby: Oh sure, I open the door, a monkey pops out and hits me in the face with a pie.

Jackson: Aha! So there is a monkey!

(The doorbell rings)

Jackson: Well I'm not getting it!

Robby: Why don't we make the monkey get it?

[Zira]

Oh I love this game!!

From Emperor's New Groove;

Yzma; Well, you should have thought of that before you become peasants!

From Lion King;

Scar: I am surrounded by idiots

From the Frank Skinner Show (a British Chat show);

(interviewing t.A.T.u)
Frank: Yes well, things have changed now. You have a baby right?
Yulia: U-huh
Frank: Well...how did THAT happen??
-Yulia & Lena exchange nervous glances-

It gets me every time, one of those things you say and it comes out completly wrong xD

[Melody]

From Big Wolf On Campus-

Merton, who is now an old man: 'Speak up, sonny! And close the door! What're ya born in a barn?!'

From Hannah Montana-

Robby: So you're really going out, tonight?!

Jackson: *sarcastic* Noooo...I got all handsomed up to watch TV with ya...until ya doze off, and drown out the hee-haw re-runs with ya nose whistle! *imitates the snoring*

[mo]

I have a few. xP

From Drake and Josh
Drake: No, you're not doing it right. -pops finger in Josh's mouth-
Josh: Never...stick you finger in me...again...
From Edward Scizorhands
Edward: -cuts meat with scizor-hands, hands meat to Kim-
Kim: I-I cant eat that...he used his hands...I don't think it's sanitary.
From Dougal
Dougal: Do you ever think of anything else besides sleep?
Dylan: Only when I'm awake.

[Bambi]

I know of a couple lines that crack me up every time I hear them:

From Spongebob Squarepants

Squidward: Can you take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner?
Patrick: You mean like a weenie? OK. (he puts his hands to his hips, he gets doe-eyed with eyelashes, and he has buck teeth] May I take your hat, sir? May I take your hat, sir? May I-? (Squid clamp's Pat's mouth shut)
Squidward: Alright, I've heard enough. You've got the job.

[inside Spongebob's brain]
Lackey Spongebob: Hurry up! What do you think I'm paying you for?
A Spongebob: You don't pay me. We don't even exist. We're just a clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought.
Lackey Spongebob: One more crack like that and you're out of here!
A Spongebob: No, please! I have three kids!