Post by Nani Pelekai on Feb 25, 2009 18:51:43 GMT -5
A not-so-brief discussion David and I had today about WoD:
Nani: He actually approached his eminence, and not without a good deal of fear of the public’s displeasure. I honestly must say that he’s an impeccable speaker, but an appalling businessman.
I knew there was something peculiar about him. I gotta keep an eye out, or he’ll keep stealing my clients. That guy’s a real pain in the rear! Just because I’m the youngest in this stupid Nu Skin business, doesn’t mean he can push me around with his insufferable… -Is interrupted-
David: Be content it wasn’t all that bad. And . . . what the hell did you just say?
Nani: My goodness, I dislike it when my ranting’s put to a halt. –Joking- Nice choice of words there. –Imitating tone- What the hell did you just say? XP Don’t let your mommy hear you.
David: Eh, I’m a good girl. That’s why I have a really high GPA score-thing. And work and stuff.
Nani: And I don’t? You know very well it’s rather hard to get into the medical field. Geebus, only a good few can get into nursing…even though I’m getting into this whole phlebotomy thing . . . -Interrupted, again-
David: Why don’t you ever do dramatic posts on WoD? I just realized . . .
Nani: WHAT DOES WoD HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH COLLEGE LIFE? My word! –Is laughing like a ninny-
David: What? It’s a site where we can hang our snooty butts and be kids again, you know?
Nani: I’m not snooty. –Blinks-
David: I don’t even know what that means. But it’s a fun word to say! SNOOTTTYYY!
Nani: xP SNOOTY WOOTIE! WHOOOHOOO!
David: Scream it out like we is partying!
Nani: YAY FOR BROKEN ENGLISH!
David: YAY FOR WOD!
Nani: YAY FOR HAVING NO LIFE!
David: I’m hungry.
Nani: I think I’mma eat Poca, Shang, Esme, Foxy, Jane, Audrey, Jim, Wendy, Gantu, Cornelius, Clopin, Pooh, Peter, Kenai, and (lists names) for desert . . .
David: Why are you to eat our fellow RPers, I wonder?
Post by Winnie the Pooh on Feb 28, 2009 20:54:44 GMT -5
The Mud Wrestling Story (Between Esmeralda and me! Winnie the Pooh aka Becca):
Esmeralda says: As for Tremaine troubling Pooh, I am thinking that when Esmeralda hears about all Tremaine has done to Pooh, she will hit the ceiling, and there will be another mudwrestler fight.
Becca - scatter brain. "RU-OBI-1" <3 - Keeper of the Puppets. says: mudwrestler fight?
Becca - scatter brain. "RU-OBI-1" <3 - Keeper of the Puppets. says: that's so... random its brilliant!
Esmeralda says: Can you picture Esmeralda throwing Tremaine into a mud pit head first and then start bashing her face in, in blind rage?
Becca - scatter brain. "RU-OBI-1" <3 - Keeper of the Puppets. says: I could.... but this is Disney
Esmeralda says: I know. I was just mentioning it
Becca - scatter brain. "RU-OBI-1" <3 - Keeper of the Puppets. says: so on the sidelines I'd see Jim and Warren selling tickets to the muddle wrestling show... while kidnapping all the princesses and having them fight with Esme
Esmeralda says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Esmeralda says: They won't stand a chance against my little gypsy wildcat
Esmeralda says: She was married to Kovu, remember And they used to fight just for fun.
Becca - scatter brain. "RU-OBI-1" <3 - Keeper of the Puppets. says: Brer Fox would be eating popcorn in the stands, while Clopin says "in this cornerrrrrrrrrr!" and stands as referee, meanwhile the Lost Boys watch excitedly placing bets, and Remy cooks up a feast in the kitchen for the winner, but then of course you'd have Miss Bianca covering her eyes in fear of someone getting hurt and Peter Pan flies over top reporting to Clopin of what he see's
Becca - scatter brain. "RU-OBI-1" <3 - Keeper of the Puppets. says: haha of course Esmeralda would take 'em all on and win
Esmeralda says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are a brilliant rp'er . What a shame you don't have time for more than one char. But I'm more than happy to let you babysit Tremaine when I'm on holiday.
Becca - scatter brain. "RU-OBI-1" <3 - Keeper of the Puppets. says: oh! and Robin Hood would steal the money from Jim and Warren to give to the poor.... while Warren runs after him setting fire to trees as Robin swings from vine to vine to escape, Jane would have a flashback of Tarzan and study Robin from a distance, frantically making notes about his behaviour, if for some reason Esme gets hurt in the mud wrestle, Djali would step in and head butt the one who did it in the bum!
Becca - scatter brain. "RU-OBI-1" <3 - Keeper of the Puppets. says: Gaston would stand there flexing his muscles and whistling to the winner
Esmeralda says: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! He totally would
Post by Elisa Maza on Feb 28, 2009 23:38:18 GMT -5
From Esme on We Need Your Help. I had a stitch in my side from laughing so hard.
When she heard the horrible story about how he had been mistreated, her hot gypsy temper got the worst of her. She gritted her teeth, and her emerald eyes blazed with fire. A flaming rage built up inside her from Pooh started his story. When he ended it, Esmeralda flew ten feet up in the air in fury.
"SHE DID WHAT?! THAT OLD HAG! I'M GOING TO... TO..... TIGHTEN HER CORSET WITH HER INSIDE IT, SO MUCH THAT SHE WILL BE KNOWN AS THE LADY WITHOUT A TORSO!! AND THE CAT WILL NEED A RETAILER TO STITCH HIS TAIL BACK ON WHEN I'M DONE WITH HIM!!!"