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Post by David Kawena on Mar 22, 2009 17:17:58 GMT -5
David: (Dreamy-faced) I may not be a doctor, but I know there's no better cure for a sour face than my surfboard riding your wave. Whatchu t'ink?
Nani: David! (Blushing, stunned and somewhat disgusted)
David: Yes, Nani? (Blinks innocently, slow to realize he wasn't as spot-on as he would have hoped)
Nani: That's gross!
David: (Last-minute realization) Oh bruddah, I said that out loud? (Facepalms)
Nani: (Stomps back to her trailer smoothing back her hair with a sexy "I'm pissed" look before slamming the door on him)
David: NANIIIIII! (Runs after her, holding flowers out for her to see)
Director: Cut. (Sighs)
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Post by John Darling on Mar 22, 2009 18:02:38 GMT -5
(Peter Pan Red Man scene)
Chief: Why does he ask you how?
(song begins as the peace pipe is passed around, John takes it, turns green, and instead of keeping his mouth closed, he hurls on Wendy's dress)
Wendy: JOHN!!! (The Lost Boys stifle laughs in the background)
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Post by Pinocchio on Mar 22, 2009 18:11:39 GMT -5
(Puppet show scene)
Stromboli: The only puppet who can sing and dance without the aids of strings! (speaks Italian) The one the only Pinocchio!
(Pinocchio appears singing No Girls Toy) Pinocchio: Well you can Push me, shove me, turn me around, but I'm No girl's toy You can tie me, toss me upside or down, but I'm No girl's toy I sing my own sweet melody I go my own sweet way I won't beg 'round tomorrow For the kind of affection that was free today Oh you can squeeze me, tease me, say I'm you're own, but I'm No girl's toy You can charm me, chase me, follow me home I won't be coy You may not like it much But I'm my own best boy And not some sugar-and-spicey Lacey and nicey Sissy you're gonna enjoy No I'm no girl's toy DUTCH PUPPET: Oh, you're just terrible. RUSSIAN PUPPET A regular Huck Finn PINOCCHIO Wouldn't you be? Pushed around and squashed up by a bunch of girls! BOY PUPPETS You tell 'em, sonny! Yeah! Tell 'em...uhh...tell 'em what? What do you mean? Tell the truth! What truth? PINOCCHIO: Too many GIRLS! FRENCH PUPPET Stop it! You'll hurt yourself! PINOCCHIO; Hurt nothin'! I've been hurt enough! Packages landing on my head! Tea parties! Dancing lessons! FEMALE PUPPETS You're just crazy! PINOCCHIO I'm no girl's toy! RUSSIAN PUPPET Maybe lazy! PINOCCHIO Watch it, sister! (BREAKS INTO VARIOUS DANCES) You say I'm heaps of trouble And I'm heading for a fall Well no rag, no bone, no hank of hair Is gonna make me do what I don't wanna do at all So squeeze me, tease me, say I'm you're own, but I'm No girl's toy Oh charm me, chase me, follow me home Forget it, sweetie! You may not like it much But I'm my own best boy And not some sugar-and-spicey Lacey and nicey Sissy you're gonna enjoy No I'm no girl's toy Not me!
(Stromboli's angry and swearing in Italian as the crowd cheered)
PINOCCHIO: What are you angry for? This was my number, wasn't it? (He looks down at script and sees it's "I've Got No Strings") Oh, crap!
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Post by Kenai on Mar 23, 2009 11:45:25 GMT -5
Tanana: Your totem is... [Music swells] love.
Kenai: What?
Tanana: Yes, love.
Kenai: The bear of love?
Tanana: A love that connects and unites all living things.
Kenai: Like my lack of pride and dignity?
[Music dies after that rather foul, dry remark]
Tanana: Why, you! Just wear the d**n totem, you whinner![Wrestles him to the ground]
Kenai: AHHHH! CUT! PLEASE! AAHHHH!
[They roll around the set ruining expensive equipment and such]
--End of footage--
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Apr 2, 2009 7:55:15 GMT -5
[Near the ending of Lilo and Stitch where Nani is seen in her canoe]
Lady singing: Oh lord almighty, I feel my temperature risin'! Mmm! Help me I'm...[Stops abruptly]
Nani: JUST AROUND THE RIVERBEEEENNDD! JUST AROUND THE RIVERRBEEENNDD! I LOOK ONCE MORE JUST AROUND THE RIVERBEND... BEYOND THE SHORE ---
Director: How many times do I have to tell you? You're NOT Pocahontas!
David: -Facepalm-
Lilo: Oi...
Stitch: Ichibeh...pyacckkk..
Nani: Aw, man. Do I have to take off the dress as well?
The crew: Mmm-hmm...
Nani: -Swims back to her trailer- d**n. -_-
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Post by Pinocchio on Apr 2, 2009 18:16:34 GMT -5
(After Give A Little Whistle)
Jiminy Cricket: Take the straight and narrow path And if you start to slide Give a little whistle Yoo-hoo! Give a little whistle Whoo-hoo! And always let your conscience be your guide
Pinocchio: And always let your conscience be your guide!
Pinocchio falls off the shelf and you see the shadow of Geppetto beating him to death with his belt
(my sister made that up, and I thought I'd share it I thought it was hysterical)
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