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Post by esmeralda on Jan 30, 2009 10:45:06 GMT -5
Okies: I think the title explains it all. What you do here, is to take a song from a Disney movie, and make new lyrics for it.
My contribution is "A Whole New World" from "Aladdin".
Background story: It started out as in-character-joke with Nani, who is married to Shang. While Shang is away for a while, a lot of suitors is gathering around Nani, trying to have her marry one of them. I tried to imagine how General Shang would react when he returns and finds Nani with a lot of men around her. ;D So I called my version "A Whole New Sword", and it is Shang who is singing to Nani. Enjoy!!! ;D
A Whole New Sword
I can show you my sword Shiny, silvery, splendid.... All the guys that you blended will now run away and hide...
I can poke out their eyes, Make them whimper and ponder Why they chose to stay under you While I place it in their sides
A Whole New Sword A sharpened edge I never knew But when I see their fear It’s crystal clear That now I use my whole new sword for you Now I use my whole new sword for you
Unbelievable fights Indescribable squealing When I send them freewheeling through a giant apple pie
A Whole New Sword Don’t you dare tell me lies A hundred thousand men will flee When I find the love letter I’m like a shooting star I’ll chase them far They can’t find home to where they used to be
A Whole New Sword Resistance is unwise A whole new power to abuse All your suitors look sweatier I’ll chase them everywhere No lives to spare Let me share this whole new sword with you
A Whole New Sword Your lovers flee A violent chase Their frightened gaze At you and me
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Jan 30, 2009 11:28:40 GMT -5
Esmeralda has men at her feet. Now Nani sings a song for Esmeralda dedicated to her indescribable beauty. XDDD
How Low Can a Man Bend? [Just Around The Riverbend]
What I love most about men is: You can't play with the same man twice The men are always changing, always flowing But gypsies, I guess, can't live like that We all must pay a price!
To be safe, we lose our chance of ever knowing Just how low can a man bend? Just how low can a man bend? I look once more Just how low can a man bend? Till they touch the shore When I dance for free Don't know what for What I dream the day might send When a man bends... For me... Bows down for me...
I feel them there below my feet Or right behind my skinny waist Can I ignore that sound of distant swooning? For a handsome sturdy husband Who kisses me with haste And always dreams that something naughty might be coming? Just how low can a man bend? Just how low can a man bend?
Should I reveal my smooth curves Sexy as a steaming horse? Should I marry the men I date with force? Is all their dreaming (in being with me) at an end? Or do they still wait for me, Dream Giver? Just how low can a man....beeeeenndddddd...?
xD Ahhh...-sighs-
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Post by beckett on Jan 30, 2009 11:41:20 GMT -5
MEEP
I LOVED doing this song. It's Jack Sparrow singing Why Should I Worry - Dodger on the film Oliver & Company. I didn't like to change it much as I wanted to keep the beat and the length of the lines/syllables the same.
Why SHould I Worry - Jack Sparrow One minute I'm on the Black Pearl Then I'm down in Jones's Locker. From the Bow to Starbot [sp?] There's a sea wave beat
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo I'm boat-smart I can improvise Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo I'm cowardly I've got Carribiean sea heart
Why should I worry? Why should I care? I may not have a dime But I jus' may have some rum Why should I worry? Why should I care? It's just a war out a' sea But I jus' may have some rum
The moving of the water But once you can get in Then you can't own Jones's beard You can't wear the SQUIIIDDD !!
Why should I worry? Tell me, Why should I care? I may not have a dime But I jus' may have some rum Why should I worry? Why should I care? It's just a war out a' sea But I jus' may have some rum
[girlies] Slap his face He got no ship [Jack] They love me at the EITC They adore me being alive
Why should I worry? Why should I care? And even when I lost ma' ship yea' I jus' may have some rum
Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo
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Post by Chicken Little on Jan 30, 2009 12:16:36 GMT -5
I can imagine if the Muses were singing this tune about Chicken Little...Flunky to Hunky to the tune of Zero to Hero
Bless my soul Chicken's on the stroll Bird of the week in evry Fowl opinion poll What a bird Chickens such the word Have a bad situation and he'll be there soon He was a no one A flunky a flunky Now he's cute He's so hunky Here was a kid with his pants rolled flat From flunky to hunky how bout that Flunky to Hunky that's were it's at
When he smiled The girls would sighed with love though he looked like a small glove A Small Glove (a small "glove")
From fancy dances to occasional prances Our Chicken had new kinds of friends Now so fun and full of positive life He could tell you What he believes to be right.
Say CL There he goes again Sweet and Cute With a slingshot to boot Folks meet up Just to hear his voice And this little bird don't want his feathers to be moisten
Here comes Chicken He sees, he protects Honey, seems like the sunrays hit his glasses causing reflects He showed the moxie brains, and spunk From flunky to hunky talk about luck flunky to hunky and who'da thunk
Who flies around with soda bottle? Chicken Little! Whose acts of heroics makes him lovable? Chicken Little Isn't he bold? No one braver Isn't he sweet Our fav'rite flavor Chicken Little, Chicken Little, Chicken Little Chicken Little Chicken Little, Chicken Little
Bless my soul Chickens on a roll Small like a Beagle Riding high And the nicest guy with a heart of an Eagle
He was a nothin' A Flunky, Flunky Now he's a honcho He's so Hunky
He hit the heights at breakneck speed From flunky to hunky Chicken is hunky Now he's lucky Yes indeed!
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Post by clop on Jan 30, 2009 12:29:31 GMT -5
Esme, your lyrics have inspired me to do this song! I can't stop laughing from reading that song of yours! -Gasping for breath-
PART OF YOUR WORLD - Sung by Clopin to Nani
Maybe Esme is right. Maybe there is something the matter with me, being a gypsy loving a woman the way I do. I just don't see how a married woman with such a wonderful rear could be bad.
Look at her butt, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think her body’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m a gypsy, a gypsy who has everything? Look at my clothes, check out my troves. How many women can I hold? Looking around here you think, sure, he’s got everything…
I've got ropes and chains a-plenty. I’ve got lasses and women galore. You want Belle, Jasmine, and Aurora? I've got ‘em all! But who cares? No big deal. I want more…
I wanna be where the women are. I wanna see Nani dancin’. Dancing on my - what’s that word again? Oh - lap!
Winking at Nani, you won’t get too far. Hands are required for feeling, caressing. Forcing her to let you – what’s that word again? Oh – tap [that]!
Up where she’ll run, up where she’ll cry. Up where she’ll cling to Shang-Pie [to hang me by my tights]! Wanderin' free - wish I could have you in my arms!
What would I give if I could live out of these sewers? What would I pay to spend a day with her on land?Betcha on land she doesn’t understand, that I can love her better. Experienced gypsy, sick of waiting, ready to stand!
And ready to show her what I know. Get some questions, give some suggestive answers. Why do you love me and why do I simply – what’s the word? Adore you – oh!
When’s it my turn? Wouldn’t I love, love to hold you above all! Out of the Court [of Miracles]…wish you could be…in my arms! XDDDD
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Post by esmeralda on Jan 30, 2009 12:32:44 GMT -5
*Dies laughing* OMG!!! I can't wait to see Nani's reaction to THIS song. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I- I can't stop laughing!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! xDDDD
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Post by clop on Jan 30, 2009 12:38:31 GMT -5
Thank you, thank you! XDDDDD I was inspired by you, darling! HAHA!
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Post by Captain Gantu on Jan 30, 2009 13:50:05 GMT -5
{This was the longest song I have ever edited in my life! GOD! I had to include several peeps here.} Bonjour {Beauty and the Beast} Nani: Little France, it's a quiet world. Every day like the one before. Little town full of little people Waking up to say...
Gantu: Bonjour! Esme: Bonjour! B’rer Fox: Bonjour! Jim Hawkins: Bonjour! Clopin: Bonjour!
Nani to Esme: There goes the dazzling gypsy with her beautiful dance, like always. The same old tricks and winks to sell. Every morning just the same, Since the morning that we came to this strange little town.
Esmeralda: Good morning, Nani!
Nani: Good morning, Esme!
Esmeralda: Where are you off to, honey? Wanna join me? I think there’s room for two…-Gives her a wink-
Nani: Work, I just received this opportunity, with higher pay! Oh, I would love to. But you see, I have to go to…
Esmeralda: Hey, gotta go! I think Gaston’s checking me out. Oh! Is that you, Beckett? B’rer, sweetie…
Nani: But…-Sighs- I fail.
Gantu: look, there she goes the girl is strange, no question She’s lived with aliens, can't you see? Never part of any crowd ‘cause she’s riding her spaceship up in some cloud. No denying she's a funny girl, that Nani. –He gets looks ‘cause he’s an alien too-
Man 1: bonjour Woman 1: good day Man 1: how is your family? Woman 2: bonjour Man 2: good day Woman 2: how is your wife? Woman 3: I need....six eggs Man 3: that's too expensive!
Nani: there must be more than this provincial life!
Man: Ah, Nani! Ready to start your first day of work? Nani: Am I ever! Man: Are you certain? Nani: What do I look like, a customer? Hey, I’m your girl. Hit me! Man: (chuckle) Alright! Nani: I promise to make you proud. You won’t regret it, I promise! Man: You seem awfully enthusiastic, Miss Pelekai! Nani: Hey, with the economy acting up, I’m ready for just about anything. I am seriously grateful for this opportunity! Man: If you like it all that much it's yours! Nani: Uh, the company, sir? Man: I insist! Nani: Well, thank you, thank you very much! But... Man: On one condition…you must come to work every day with that bikini on! You’d bring in loads of customers with that trunk of yours- Nani: UGH! You perv! I quit, lolo, quit! –Slaps him-
Nani: Oooohhh, isn’t this crazy? I lost my job again, you see? Here's the part where my boss will sue me, but he won't discover that I sued him first till I break freeeee! –Pets a snuggling sheep-
{Her name really DOES mean “pretty!”}
Gantu: Now, it’s no a wonder that her name means “pretty.” Just tak a look at her rump and you will see!
Esmeralda: But behind that cute façade, I’m afraid she’s rather odd. Very different from the rest of us. Yes, very different from the rest of us is Nani.
Puppet: Wow you didn't miss a flip, Clopin! You’re the greatest acrobat in the world! Clopin: I know, darling. Puppet: No gypsy alive stands a chance against you, haha...and no girl for that matter Clopin: it's true child, and I've got my sight set on that one. –Points to fuming Nani- Puppet: The alien chick?! Clopin: She's the one, the lucky girl I'm going to marry! –Slicks back hair- Puppet: but she's-- Clopin: The sweetest freak in town. And the only one who holds such a rear! Puppet: I know-- Clopin: That makes her the best! And don't I deserve the best? Puppet: well of couse, I mean ya do, but I (mumbling) Clopin: right from the moment when I met her, saw her; I said she's so cute and tasty! Here in town it's only she who's as beautiful as me…so I'm making plans to woo and marry Nani!
Silly Girls: look there he goes! isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Clopin! Oh, he's so cute! Be still my heart! I'm hardly breathing! He's such a tall, dark, strong, and handsome brute!
Nani: There must be more than this provincial life! Clopin: Just watch....I'm going to make Nani my wife!
Townsfolk: look there she goes....a girl who's strange but special a most peculiar sort of tea it's a pity and a sin she doesn't quite fit in cause she really is a funny girl a beauty but a funny girl she really is a funny girl.....that Nani!
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Jan 30, 2009 14:14:56 GMT -5
-Jaw drops- Oh my goodness, I didn't expect so many to be about me. I don't know what to say. I guess the only thing I can say is, thank you! <3
And Clopin, remind me to hang you by your tights. xD You have defiled Nani without even touching her! That song alone did the job. -Shakes head- xDDDD But I admit to have laughed myself silly when I first read it. I was red, on the floor, with laughter.
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Post by Milo Thatch on Jan 30, 2009 14:25:38 GMT -5
HELIUMFIRE![/b]
Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti Beatae Mariae semper Virgini Beato Michaeli archangelo Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis
Beata Maria You know I am a righteous man Of my virtue I am justly proud
Et tibit Pater
Beata Maria You know I'm so much purer than The common, latex, rubber, hydrogen crowd
Quia peccavi nimis
Then tell me, Maria Why I see it floating there Why that shiny surface scorches my soul
Cogitatione
I feel it, I see it The contents in its latex bright, Is blazing my voice high out of control
Verbo et opere
Like fire Heliumfire This high pitch in my voice This burning Desire Is turning me to sin
It's not my fault
Mea culpa
I'm not to blame
Mea culpa
It is the evil balloon The balloon that sent this flame
Mea maxima culpa
It's not my fault
Mea culpa
If in God's plan
Mea culpa
He made the rubber so much Stronger than a man
Mea maxima culpa
Protect me, Maria Don't let this balloon cast its spell Don't let it's high pitch crack my voice so much Destroy helium-a! And let it taste the fires of hell Or else let it be mine and mine alone
*Cradles appiration of balloon full of helium*
Heliumfire Hydrogen fire Now balloon, it's your turn Choose me or Your pyre Be mine or you will burn
Kyrie Eleison
God have mercy on it
Kyrie Eleison
God have mercy on me
Kyrie Eleison
But it shall be mine Or it will burn!
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Post by ainslie12 on Jan 30, 2009 14:58:17 GMT -5
OMG HELIUMFIRE!!! XD wow I love how this is now a full song, and all the others were so funny too!
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Post by Nani Pelekai on Jan 30, 2009 16:35:51 GMT -5
HAHAHAHA! HELIUMFIRE IS THE BEST SONG EVER! XDDDDD Amelia, honey, do want me to sing it to you when our date's over, Mon Cherie? XD
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Post by Warren Peace on Jan 30, 2009 21:29:24 GMT -5
*pees in pants with the hilarity of it all*
YOU GUYS ARE GEINIUSES!!!! I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING!!!
HEEEELIUUUUMMMFIIIIIREEEE!!!!!!
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Post by Kenai on Feb 4, 2009 21:07:33 GMT -5
Esme, your lyrics have inspired me to do this song! I can't stop laughing from reading that song of yours! -Gasping for breath- PART OF YOUR WORLD - Sung by Clopin to NaniMaybe Esme is right. Maybe there is something the matter with me, being a gypsy loving a woman the way I do. I just don't see how a married woman with such a wonderful rear could be bad. Look at her butt, isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think her body’s complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m a gypsy, a gypsy who has everything? Look at my clothes, check out my troves. How many women can I hold? Looking around here you think, sure, he’s got everything… I've got ropes and chains a-plenty. I’ve got lasses and women galore. You want Belle, Jasmine, and Aurora? I've got ‘em all! But who cares? No big deal. I want more… I wanna be where the women are. I wanna see Nani dancin’. Dancing on my - what’s that word again? Oh - lap! Winking at Nani, you won’t get too far. Hands are required for feeling, caressing. Forcing her to let you – what’s that word again? Oh – tap [that]! Up where she’ll run, up where she’ll cry. Up where she’ll cling to Shang-Pie [to hang me by my tights]! Wanderin' free - wish I could have you in my arms! What would I give if I could live out of these sewers? What would I pay to spend a day with her on land?Betcha on land she doesn’t understand, that I can love her better. Experienced gypsy, sick of waiting, ready to stand! And ready to show her what I know. Get some questions, give some suggestive answers. Why do you love me and why do I simply – what’s the word? Adore you – oh! When’s it my turn? Wouldn’t I love, love to hold you above all! Out of the Court [of Miracles]…wish you could be…in my arms! XDDDD Hahahahahahaha! Oh my lord! The hilarity! XDDD Are you picking up Nani's crack habits? -Hugs-
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Post by beckett on Feb 5, 2009 13:07:14 GMT -5
This song is about Lord Cutler Beckett, and his love for himself <3 I LOVE how this came out, and I hope you like it. Original song - Be Prepared - Scar, The Lion King
Be Prepared - Lord Beckett (featuring Tremaine, Prince John and all of the villians)
[Beckett:] I know that you're all jealous Of my wondeorus, superior good looks. But thick as you are, pay attention I simply look better than you It's clear from all your hateful bad comments I'm getting the better of you. But we're talking about wigs and black cloaks My charming face has more lookers than you!
|CHORUS| So prepare for my wonderous climax! Be prepared for my face all over the news! A shining new era Is tiptoeing nearer [Tremaine:] So, can I join in? [Beckett:] Maybe, but your not as beautiful as me. I know it may take a while But you'll have to wait When at last I'm given my fame With everyone copying my style Be prepared!
[Spoken] [Tremaine:] Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah-heh... we'll be prepared, heh. ...For what? [Beckett:] Everyone realising my good looks [Prince John:] Why? Don't they already? [Beckett:] No, idiot. Or else they'll be kissing my feet now. [Tremaine:] Great idea! You are so cutel! [Trmeaine (and then Prince John):] Becky's cute! Beckey's cute! la--la-la--la-laa-laa! [Beckett:] Idiots! It's handsome and beautiful !! [Prince John:] Hey, but you said you are already.. [Beckett:] I will be famous! ...Stick with me, and I will mention your names to the papers! [Tremaine and Prince John:] Yaay! All right! Beckett's handsome! [All Villians:] Lord Beckett's beautiful! Lord Beckett's handsome! YAYY!
[Singing] [Villians:] In newsrooms and modelling agencies Our villanious acts will get noticed With a Lord whose the fairest of them all
[Beckett:] Of course, rally around, you're expected To take certain duties on board Make my name on everyone's lips Get my face on the side of that wall. The point that I must emphasize is You won't get a sniff without me!
|CHORUS| So prepare for my fashion to be copied (Oooh!) Be prepared for the murkiest scam (Oooh... La! La! La!) Adored by everyone (We'll get known!) Kill those who protest (Yes we'll get known) Everyone jealous (We repeat) Is simply why I'll (Endless name dropping) Be Lord famous (Aaaaaaah...) Respected, much loved (...aaaaaaah...) And seen for the great wonder I am (...aaaaaaah!) Yes, I'm ready for my close up (Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo) Be prepared! [All Villians:] Yes, he is ready for his close up Be prepared!
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