Can you feel the love today?
And the use of sarcasm.
(Based on the WilburxPenny thread and the song "Can you Feel the Love Tonight" from the Lion King.)
[Susan]
I can see what's happening
[Riley]
What?
[Susan]
And they don't have a clue!
[Riley]
Who?
[Susan]
They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line
Our trio's down to two.
[Riley]
Ooooh.
[Susan]
[In a sarcastic mock-French accent]
Ze sweet caress of twilight
[Back to normal, but still sarcastic]
There's magic everywhere
Riley: How is that GOOD?
Susan: I was using
sarcasm, Riley.
Riley: ARE YOU
SUUUUUURESusan: Yes. I am absolutely sure, Riley.
Narrator:
Ahem. If you could please wait until after the song to bicker and argue?
Riley and Susan: Sorry...
Narrator: Thank you.
[Susan]
And with all this romantic atmosphere
Disaster's in the air
[Riley and Susan:]
Can you feel the love today?
The peace the fast pass line brings?
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its popular rides
Susan: AW! Look at them! They're so CUTE! *points to Wil and Pen-Pen* They're so small and adorable!
Riley: They are not small. Shush! They're talking!
[Wilbur]
So many things to tell her
But how to make her see
The way she makes me feel
([spoken:]Are you kidding me?)
She'd turn away from me
[Pen-Pen:]
He's holding back, he's hiding
But what, I can't decide
Why won't he be the guy I know he is
The man I see inside?
Susan: You're only thirteen! Don't talk like that!
Riley: *covers Susan's mouth* SHUSH!
Susan: *pulls off hand* Sushi?
Riley: You're hopeless! *places hand over her mouth again, restraining Susan*
*back in the line...*
Pen-Pen: So...nice day today, huh?
Wilbur: Did you just ask me about the weather?
Pen-Pen: Yeah. *facepalms*
[Riley and Susan:]
Can you feel the love tonight?
The peace the fast-pass line brings
The world, for once, in perfect harmony
With all its popular rides
Can you feel the love tonight?
You needn't look too far
Stealing through the teenaged awkwardness!
Love is where they are
[Susan:]
And if she falls in love today
It can be assumed
[Riley:]
Her carefree days, with Bolt are history
[Both:]
In short, this girl is doomed
Susan: So...the song's over...what do we do know?
Riley: I don't know.
Susan: You're the smart one.
Riley: You're the bookworm, what happens now?
Susan: I DON'T KNOW!
Riley: Are you sure you were using sarcasm back there?
Susan: *facepalms, groans* Yes, Riley. I'm sure I was using sarcasm.
Riley: Were you just using it again?
Susan: *pulls Riley into a back room by his ear* We need to talk.
Riley: OW! OW! OW!