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Post by ladybug on May 28, 2009 10:34:10 GMT -5
Aphids is Francis' favorite meal. He could eat it all day, whenever he was able to find one. Right now, he sat in the tall grass chewing on one contently from side to side. It didn't hurt when he killed it, he did it fast and painless. He simply stomped on it.
But one of the stupidest things a ladybug could do, was to stay in the grass. There were people in the grass. And the worst thing that could happen would probably be-
"Oh, look! It's a ladybug! Isn't she cute!" a girl said as she lifted Francis up and held him in her hands. "SHE??? I think you should re-think that!" he said with his deep and masculine voice. "Ouch!" she made a sound as he bit her finger. She opened her hand so he could fly away again, and find another aphid to eat.
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Post by Panchito on May 28, 2009 16:40:51 GMT -5
Panchito sauntered by, on his way to the Tower of Terror.
He was looking out for pretty girls, certainly not for bugs, so he barely even noticed the ladybug he almost stepped on.
The rooster paused for a moment to get his bearings.
<<Ick! a boring post. Sorry :P >>
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Post by ladybug on May 31, 2009 6:15:31 GMT -5
Francis let out a scream as the rooster almost stepped on him. "Hey! Watch where you're going, would ya!?" As he screamed, the aphid he was looking at ran away, thankful that the rooster came and interrupted the ladybug from eating it. "Arrgh! Now the food ran away! Thank you very much!" Francis stomped with his foot angrily as he talked, but it didn't make the noise he wished it would...
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Post by Panchito on Jun 3, 2009 16:22:55 GMT -5
<<Sorry to take so long to answer. I forgot which section this thread was in>>
Someone screamed nearby, in a tiny little voice. Panchito looked down and spotted a ladybug, a very angry ladybug, yelling at him.
"Did I frighten you, senorita? Lo siento, I am very sorry."
He hunkered down on the ground to get closer. That was better; now he could hear what the bug was saying.
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Post by ladybug on Jun 4, 2009 2:59:20 GMT -5
"Señorita? SEÑORITA?!" Francis yelled with his manly voice. He knew enough about language to know what señorita meant. He flew up so that the rooster could get a closer look at him and hear what he said. "How dare you call *me* señorita?!" He was so angry! It wasn't enough that the rooster had almost stomped on him, he thought that he was a girl as well!
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Post by Panchito on Jun 4, 2009 18:10:12 GMT -5
The little bug was now very, very angry! And Panchito had done nothing but try to apologize.
"All right, all right. Senora, if you prefer." Ai, yi, yi! How was he supposed to know if the bug was married or no?
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Post by ladybug on Jun 5, 2009 4:07:16 GMT -5
OOC: Hahaha! XD
"SEÑORA?!!!! Why you...!!" Francis was now so angry he didn't know what to do. But how could a ladybug attack a rooster? He flew farther up and yelled into the rooster's ear. "I AM NOT A GIRL, I'M A GUY! A GUY, A GUY, A GUY!!"
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Post by Merlin on Jun 5, 2009 11:10:43 GMT -5
(PfffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is too hilarious ;D ;D )
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Post by Panchito on Jun 5, 2009 22:28:15 GMT -5
"You are a guy...?" Panchito blinked rapidly, trying to digest this surprising bit of information.
"Are you sure?"
Okay, the voice did sound like an hombre. But the face looked like a girl. He didn't know what to think.
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Post by ladybug on Jun 6, 2009 3:22:44 GMT -5
"Are you sure?" Francis was now so pissed that he flew down to the ground, grabbed a twig that was small enough for him to hold, and flew back to peck on the rooster. And for every time he pecked on him, he continued to shout: "I'M A GUY! I'M A GUY! I'M A GUY!"
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Post by Panchito on Jun 6, 2009 14:16:32 GMT -5
And for every time Francis hit him with the stick, Panchito answered, "Hokay, hokay, hokay already."
"Caramba, what a sorehead!" And by that he meant the bug, though it could've applied to Panchito himself by this time.
"I am very sorry, Senor Bug," and he emphasized the 'senor' part, as he rubbed his temple.
"So, what are you, in disguise or something?"
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Post by ladybug on Jun 6, 2009 14:51:10 GMT -5
Francis started to get tired, so he stopped pecking on the rooster and dropped the twig.
"I wish." he replied. "No, there aren't just female ladybugs out there. Ever wondered how we would get conceived? We don't just appear in the sky, you know." But Francis was thankful that the rooster didn't step on him or try to eat him. He had only met one kind of bird-creature in his life, and that tried to eat him. Though, it was a lot smaller than this one. Now that most of the anger was gone, Francis got the time to get a closer look at the rooster. It was dressed in human clothes and a big, weird hat, and talked in a strange accent. Weird, he thought.
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Post by Panchito on Jun 6, 2009 16:10:14 GMT -5
"That is the tough break, to be a ladybug, I think."
At least he talked like an hombre. Hit like one, too.
"So, let us be amigos, yes?" He stuck out his hand in a friendly way. "Me llamo Panchito. What is your name?"
The bug was sure no sissy, so maybe they could be friends.
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Post by ladybug on Jun 7, 2009 4:27:34 GMT -5
"Alright." Francis flew up and smashed himself to his hand like a high five. "I'm Francis."
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Post by Panchito on Jun 7, 2009 14:48:25 GMT -5
"Francis?" he repeated. "I one time dated a girl named Frances. Are you sure..." Remembering the stick, Panchito changed his mind about asking that question.
"Maybe perhaps you need the new image, my friend. To look more macho."
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