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Post by maidmarian on Mar 2, 2009 16:08:17 GMT -5
Maid Marian was roughly thrown out of her seat by Foxy, and sprained her ankle in the fall. She yelped sharply in pain when she landed, and tears welled up in her mild, dark brown eyes. The sight of her helplessness was all it took to make Lady Cluck explode like a barrel of gunpowder on Guy Fawke's day.
She lifted the rude fox up in the air and grabbed him by the tail, spinning him around a couple million times before throwing him to the other side of the football field. She roared out in anger.
"TOUCH MY MAIDEN ONE MORE TIME, AND YOU WILL END YOUR DAYS AS A EUNUCH IN PRINCE JOHN'S HAREM!!! GET IT, FUR COAT???"
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Post by Winnie the Pooh on Mar 2, 2009 16:38:21 GMT -5
Pooh could only watch as Brer Fox pushed Maid Marian off her seat and he gasped a little as he heard her yelp and saw the saddened look on her face. Moving forward he wrapped his arms around her loosely so not to harm her any further.
“Oh bother, your ankle looks sore...” Pooh said softly looking down at her injury. He nearly jumped out of his fur when he heard Lady Cluck scream at the top of her lungs and then pick up Brer Fox and throw him across the football field. He looked back at Maid Marian before over at Lady Cluck, then down at the injury again once more.
“You should get that looked at,” he told her sadly and then wrapped her in a warm teddy bear hug.
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Post by maidmarian on Mar 2, 2009 16:52:11 GMT -5
Maid Marian's tears were still falling from her eyes as she looked at Lady Cluck throwing Foxy away as if he was a rag doll. Everyone who knew Lady Cluck's Mother Hen instincts towards Maid Marian, would know better than to attack the maiden while the strong Scottish hen was there to protect her. And the faithful hen never left her side. She sniffed and looked down at her ankle, it looked sprained, but with the pain she was in at this moment, it might just as well be broken.
She was still sobbing quietly from the pain when a cute little teddy bear spoke to her. She looked up at him, teardrops glittering from her long, dark eyelashes. She had a wounded look in her eyes, not understanding how anyone could be so cruel to hurt a helpless woman. She had never understood that Foxy could be like this. For the first time of her life, she felt gratitude towards her father for stopping the relationship between them before it went too far. The mere thought that she could have married him or... even worse.... had kits with him.... made her shudder. Again she thought of Robin, how gentle he always had been to her. She felt that she had made the right choice. She also wondered how Robin would react if he saw her like this.... with a sprained, possibly broken ankle.
The kindness from the little teddy bear was just what she needed after the cruelty she had suffered. When he hugged her, she wrapped her arms around him and picked him up. Holding him in her arms like a motherless child holding a teddy bear, she bursted out crying. Her tiny shoulders were shaking with heartbreaking sobs.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2009 16:56:29 GMT -5
The fox staggered back up the steps, one of his eyes blackened and his head throbbing intensely and he bared his fangs at Lady Cluck, looking ravenous. He wasn't going to let some fat, old hen push him around like he was a kit. Sure, she might've had a little more muscle on him but he could kick her feathery rear end much harder any day. The game had barely even started yet and already he was in the midst of a brawl.
The fox grabbed the chicken by the neck savagely. "I said, dat's MAH seat now...unless ya wanna beh mah dinnah, ya filtheh ol'--" A whistle sounded below, censoring out the scamp's foul language.
He glanced over at Maid Marian who looked totally pitiful and distressed and he suppressed a smirk. Served her right for playing with his heart.
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Post by Winnie the Pooh on Mar 2, 2009 17:10:23 GMT -5
“Please don’t cry Maid Marian,” Pooh said feeling sad himself for his friend being upset. He hugged her back tightly, hating to see her like this when today was supposed to be a day of fun.
“Is there anything I... I can do?” he offered to her hoping to cheer her up. “I brought a hunny pot... would you like some of my hunny?” He snuggled her close wishing she’d stop crying because it was making him cry and he sniffled feeling sad...
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Post by Eilonwy on Mar 2, 2009 17:15:41 GMT -5
Eilonwy quickly ran to her team, getting there just on time to finish hearing the rules Like Esme, she too had not heard of this sport before. She only knew that many people from this time found this sport to be entertaining. She slid on the red gear and was ready to play. She thought. It seemed simple enough.
"Hey people. I finally made it." she said, her bauble dancing and blinking around her. The princess certainly didn't look classy like most girls should. But then again she never did. And as always she was ready to fight.
Out of the corner of her eyes, she saw a young fox crying. The princess, being the caring girl that she was, ran over to her. "What's wrong?" she asked the crying vixen.
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Post by maidmarian on Mar 2, 2009 17:15:56 GMT -5
Lady Cluck heard Maid Marian cry, and her motherly heart was breaking with each sob. Her slender ankle looked really bad. It could be broken, and Lady Cluck was worried.
Then the fox that had hurt her baby DARED to come back to the seat one more time. A smirk crossed her face when she noticed that one on his eyes were blackened. She silently muttered under her breath, cursing because she hadn't blackened them both at the first go. When he grabbed her savagely by the neck, her Scottish temper flared once more. How DARED he show such behaviour?
She didn't care about his language, that was only what she could expect from someone with his limited intellect. ((I love you Foxy, this is Cluck's opinion, not the rp'ers ;D <333 )) But when she saw him smile over Maid Marian's pain, she growled and kneed him in the groin as hard as she possibly could.
"You can be glad your vixen is expecting kits now," she smirked. "Because when I am done with you, you will sing Soprano in the Girls Choir of Saint Pauls Cathedral in London. You are not the smartest lad in the world, wounding the bride of the most legendary sharpshooter in England. What do you think Robin Hood will do to you when he finds out about this?"
Maid Marian was still crying when a beautiful young human girl with golden hair like an angel and innocent blue eyes spoke to her. Lady Cluck replied in her maiden's place.
"Oh, this "rocket scientist" pushed her out of her seat and she got injured in the fall. Her ankle may be sprained or even broken. I can't wait to see Robin Hood's reaction when he hears of this. Not to mention King Richard the Lion-hearted. Maid Marion here is his favorite niece."
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Post by Eilonwy on Mar 2, 2009 17:23:53 GMT -5
"Well that's just awful. I'm so sorry. Do you need any help. It should be simple enough to take care of. Only if you want." she said. "I'm Princess Eilonwy, by the way." she said to the vixen and the chicken who spoke for the fox's place. "Marion is such a pretty name miss."
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Post by maidmarian on Mar 2, 2009 17:34:59 GMT -5
Lady Cluck smiled, but kept a stern eye on Foxy. She didn't trust him for a second.
"Princess Eilonwy? I think we are from about the same territories. I am from Scotland, Maid Marian here is from England, and Eilonwy, if I remember correctly comes from Wales? It is nice to make your aquaintance, Your Highness, even if I regret it should happen under such tragic circumstances. My name is Lady Cluck, by the way."
Marian lifted her head and looked at Eilonwy. Her dark brown, beautiful eyes were brimmed with tears. The tears were hanging in her long, dark eyelashes too, so her vision was a bit blurred. She only knew that someone with a kind voice had offered to help her.
She heard Lady Cluck's voice in the background. Dear Clucky who always knew when she was too heartbroken to speak.
"Young Lady, I am concerned about Milady's ankle. If you could be so kind to take care of her wounds, I can assure you her uncle, King Richard the Lionhearted, will show you his gratitude."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2009 17:41:36 GMT -5
The fox felt a terrible surge of pain shoot through his body and through his scraggly veins as the hen's foot sunk into his package. He gave high pitched, feminine yelp and bent in half for a moment, trying not to fall down the steps.
"I don' give a righ'--" the fox began hoarsely as another piercing screech of a whistle sounded. "--what dat stupid, twerpeh little posah Robin Hood woul' do. I could' waste his weak, scrawneh tail whenevah I wanted ta." The fox wasn't very brawny himself so he shouldn't have exactly been one to talk but this chicken broad was really ticking him off and he was determined to wipe the triumphant smirk off her face.
"She's luckeh I didn' break her othah foot..." the sinister canine muttered, taking another glance at his old flame. "And her sweet l'il neck while I'm at it."
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Post by maidmarian on Mar 2, 2009 17:52:01 GMT -5
Lady Cluck watched the fox with narrowed eyes, determined to not let him even near her maiden. She had made a promise to guard Marian, and that was a promise she intended to keep. A smirk crossed her face as she spoke again.
"It may interest you to know that Robin Hood is the leader of a gang of say---- the best 300 longbows of England? One word from him, and they will come here, ready for the most exciting foxhunt in history. Do not belittle him, my "friend". That can cost you dearly. Besides, do not forget that the girl is the favorite niece of King Richard the lionhearted. His Majesty will not be happy to hear about this. If I were you, I would try to avoid a crusade towards my family. Don't you think of Vixey and her kits at all?"
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2009 18:03:46 GMT -5
"And if I was you..." the fox retorted, almost nose to--something (XP) with Lady Cluck. "I'd get da hell outta mah face unless ya wan' meh ta snap yo ugleh beak off. I ain't afraida you, Cluckeh, or dat losah Robin Hood. Sho' it beh in his name but he ain't from da hood--he jus' a wimp, know what I'm sayin'? I guess it runs in yo stupid famileh, though--weakness..." he added, giving his ex girlfriend a snide stare. How could he ever fall for somebody so frail and fussy--so pathetic--?
When the feathered old bag brought up his new mate, he snarled at her rudely. "Yeah, I does love her but dat ain't none o' yo business, is it, grandma? No, it ain't...so why don'cha jus' take da furreh little tar' ya call a ladeh and find a new seat behfo' I realleh mess you both up. Heah wheah I'm at?"
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Post by Edna Mode on Mar 2, 2009 18:10:30 GMT -5
Edna was doing a bit of stretching as the game was getting ready when she heard some commotion going on which was making her curious. "Hmmmm now what could be going on" She turned around and saw at the bleachers a lady vixen and and a lady bird and then she saw that familiar mean and crazy fox and she was a bit mad. "So crazy fox, causing trouble again are we?" She said as she cracked her knuckles and made her way to the bleachers.
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Post by maidmarian on Mar 2, 2009 18:14:10 GMT -5
Lady Cluck had lost her patience with the fox. She grabbed him by the tail again, this time she span him around 15 million times before she threw him to the outside of the football field. There was only one thing she couldn't stand, and that was rude manners, especially when it came to her beloved Marian.
She growled and swore silently that the next time she came here, she would bring with her the rhinoceros guards at King Richard's castle. The thought alone brought a twinkle in her eye, and she whispered to a tiny boy that passed their seats, and placed a purse in his hand. He ran off, and shortly after there were trumpets sounding, as 150 Rhinoceros guards marched to the area, surrounding the box where Maid Marian was. Some of the Officers entered the box, and placed themselves on each side of Maid Marian, and helped her back to her seat, before they sat down on each side of her and Lady Cluck.
Lady Cluck chuckled when she noticed that all the guards were armed with shooting weapons, axes and swords. She winked at Maid Marian.
"Now, my sweet, you can rest and let the sweet little princess take care of your foot. Enjoy the game."
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Post by Edna Mode on Mar 2, 2009 18:19:43 GMT -5
Edna watched as the lady bird in a rage threw the mean fox away and looked a bit impressed as she clapped a bit. "Hmmmm nice job miss, I take it that crazy fox was annoying the both of you." She said as she remember meeting the fox before when he was attacking the stuffed bear and the nicely dressed lady.
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