Blast Me To The Bahamas... [open]

[archimedes]

Archimedes poked his head out of his bird house looked around. He had come with Merlin on one of his excursions to unknown locales on a whim and a promise that there would be fish provided. Now Merlin was gone off to do something on this small, aggravating island with too much sun. But the sun had finally set and it was time to fly free and have what fun he could, not that there was any. He soared through the sky with the greatest of ease, this non-daring old owl without a trapeze.

[tinkerbell]

Tinker Bell had entered South American had been told by crazy ol’ Merlin that Archimedes was in the Bahamas. So Tink flew and saw the old barn brown owl laying on the beach, soaking up the sad.
“Archimedes,” Tink said loudly as she was right next to his head as sweet jingles exited from my mouth.
“There was intruder in Never Land,” Tinker Bell said quite loudly.

[archimedes]

Archimedes heard jingles, lots and lots of jingles. This led to him snapping his wings as he tried to get sand all over the intruder upon his peace, until he realized that it was Tink. Normally, he could understand what her jingles meant. He harrumphed loudly and tried to get her attention.

"What, what? You're only confusing me more, If I had shoes, they would be on my head. Slow down please."

[tinkerbell]

Tink had moved out of the way so she didn't have sand all over her.
Tink had stopped talking and took a deep breath.
"Somebody by the name of Hades had asked me where Altanis was, and I wanted come and warn your world."

[archimedes]

Archimedes looked at her out of the corner of his eye, he was hungry, she was about the sight size for an afternoon snack but decided against it. One does not eat ones frineds, its just a rule. He harrumphed again, the bolted up right with his feathers fluffed.

"Did you say Hades? As in greek god of the underworld Hades? Why didn't you tell merlin this?" Archimedes looked around. "Where is that confounded human anyways?"

[tinkerbell]

Tinker Bell had nodded yes and set her hands on her hips.
"Its not like Merlin can understand me," Tink said in a huff, as she sat down, near Archimedes taking in the smells of the sea salt and the palm trees.
"Merlin told me I could find you here."

[archimedes]

Archimedes crossed his wings. This wasn't good, no good at all, worse then sparrows. He knew that this was something for Merlin, not one cranky old owl with insomnia, who happened to be stuck in the Bahamas, a decidedly tea-free land, with no way to get home.

"No. No, no,no,no," he spluttered, "It isn;t my turn to deal with rampaging maniac, we need to find Merlin. Now, tink where did you see him."

[tinkerbell]

Tink almosted laughed looking to Archimedes. "At his castle," I said thinking that Archimedes was left by Merlin, or Merlin forgot about him. Tink had layed on her back and folded in her wings as she laided on the sand.

[archimedes]

Archimedes couldn't help a harrumph. They had never moved to the new castle that the Wart lived in, nooooo. They had Sir Ector's old one, which wasn't that far away.

"In a tumbled-down old tower in the most misearble old castle in all Christiandom. That's where. Pinfeathers and Golly Fluff." He uncrossed his wings and set them on the sand. This was never a good thing.

[tinkerbell]

Tinker Bell looked sideways at Archimedes taking in about half of what the High Educated Owl said.
"What?" She said looking to Achrimedes once again taking her eyes off the blue water. The bells had been there but Tink was sure Archimedes got what Tink was asking.

[archimedes]

Archimedes looked at Tink sideways with incredulity before responding, "Pin feathers and golly fluff. Its an expression that things with feathers use." He huffed again, not looking forward to the long route back to England. It would be a strenuous journey that involved lots of cross country travel and no tea. Never a good thing.

[tinkerbell]

Tink nodded to Archimedes still not understanding a word the owl said. Tink sighed again, she had just traveled here from a pit stop to find Merlin. All Tink wanted to do was go home, back to the Fort. With the lost boys, and to see Peter. Peter had no idea that Tink even left.
Tink began to think about Peter, her mind stayed on the subject until she felt her feet get wet by the ocean water. Which made Tink jump into the air as she hovered above the water, giving it a nice glare.

[archimedes]

Archimedes meanwhile had seen the tide coming in and moved to a palm tree. The little fairy was obviously absent minded. He had a supreme dislike of water after a certain incident involving a fish shaped little boy and being denied his lunch. He soared down to where Tink was hovering, enraged.

"Well, are we going to go back to England, or shall we continue this existence of misery?"