This cracked me up: from the Pre-Spring Depression thread in Echo Lake. Lotsa hysterical quotes there! ("She's not ya sister is she?" [Peter Pan ^^]
Jane's jaw automatically dropped when she saw the beautiful woman in tow with Hades. No way! It couldn't be! She had to have been his .... slave or something. Though, she did seem to have the same glare that he did. And she did look as angry as he.
Oh goodness! Maybe they were married! "Umm ..." Jane started, her voice trembling.
"Well ... I, I thought that - well, you see. You - you're .... and - PLEASE DON'T SET ME ON FIRE!"
I also play Pain and Panic.
Even Villains Can Love Hades and Persephone
The ah-mazing and smexy sig made by Hades's BFF's alter ego, Nani! Thanks a ton!!!
“Ugh, whatever.” She muttered, rushing herself to finish the song. “...Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind me. Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me (or on the ground eating dirt and looking like somebody slapped you across the face).
Somewhere, over the rainbow, bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow, why then -- oh, why can't I? If happy little bluebirds fly beyond the rainbow -- Why, oh, why can't I?” she finished, dropping her face to the ground again, sighing into the dirt.
“Foxy, don’t tell Uncle Jumba and Auntie Pleakley I had a musical moment. . .” she groaned, taking his paw.
She dragged her foot lightly over the dirt, tracing lazy circles, narrowed eyes suddenly losing their fury. She frowned and bowed her head, too stubborn to admit that she wished for such solace. She walked forward, forgetting there was a fence (her head’s been up in the clouds too long, so this was so bound to happen) and fell over it. She was sprawled about, hands pressed up against her chubby cheeks, as she sighed cynically. She hated her sepia life.
-Gasps for he is dying of laughter- This is why I'm so in love with Nani. x) Way to ruin a classical moment! XD
Post by Captain Jack Sparrow on Apr 3, 2009 1:20:37 GMT -5
The door opened to admit Nani; Jumba was particularly surprised that she was running off again with that thing. He had spent too many years caring for her to be startled whenever the little beast raised its leg to give the kitten a disturbing sprinkle of golden rain. This wasn’t the first time.
“Nani, don’t you be having bills to take care of, eh? Don’t worry about David, I assure you he eez perfectly alright, besides, does he not kiss the very ground you walk on?” he asked, scratching his bald head, before tugging lightly on his three hairs. He looked over his niece and rolled his eyes.
“David hit Foxy with giant surfboard, yes? Well, he shouldn’t be wandering into other people’s gardens – bad for him – bad for the person living there. Foxy carries a-many bacterias. Auntie Pleakley, where’s my toast?” he said, in a whiny tone.
"Trouble? Eez everywhere for Nani." He bickered like a husband to his, ahem, wife Pleakley. xD
"Don't forgetting toast, muffincake." He told Pleakley
From Kenai in the Wizard of Oz thread! This just made me crack up, imagine Kenai actually saying this XD
And hahha ""Auntie Pleakly wheres my toast?"LOL that was random XD
*also joins in with the kneeling over with laughter.*Nani, your hysterical!
it saddens me to see this thread being dead. well anyway.... in sight of getting active i was reading some open threads. well i came across not my car. the only post in that thread and this one line had me burst into laughter.
“You don’t understand, its my car, they might damage it. Or worse, they could ruin the paintjob,” Riley exclaimed waving his arms at some points for emphases.